jim @simplychode
my haters only inspire me to be worse Your moms house Joined January 2012-
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You look real foolish now pal
You look real foolish now pal https://t.co/ilDRyDNMRS
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Me, when I have my cake and eat it too 🐻 🎂
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sinning extra hard tonight so i don’t get raptured tomorrow. too many movies i gotta see. they’re doin avatar again
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first look at jabba the hutt’s son rotta. in the mandalorian & grogu. played by jeremy allen white.
first look at jabba the hutt’s son rotta. in the mandalorian & grogu. played by jeremy allen white.
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How it feels telling the group chat I don’t want to eat at the restaurant they planned because I don’t like the texture of the food they serve
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dark humour mfs when you joke about the death of their favorite right wing political commentator instead of the death of some random trans teenager
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“I’m not a political person” ok then go back to your room and let the grown ups talk
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“he has children” you evil fucks don’t care when the victims ARE children
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I’m surprised Kylie lets him eat in bed…
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Imagine pretending this isn’t a big deal. It’s like bush mailing bin laden a doodle of the twin towers with a note: ‘our little secret, xoxo.’”
Imagine pretending this isn’t a big deal. It’s like bush mailing bin laden a doodle of the twin towers with a note: ‘our little secret, xoxo.’”
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Don't touch that, it's a load-bearing delusion.
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I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live
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are you fucking kidding me
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post-hangout affirmations -i was normal -there are at least 2 or 3 people alive who are worse to spend time with than me -no one wants me to die -nobody noticed when i missed my mouth a little bit & spilled some diet coke down my shirt
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Visiting my grandpa look at his freezer
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