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Letting you relive the greatest twitter event of all time. In order, every 30 minutes. SCRIPT TAKEN FROM: https://t.co/e1WGnMCOv0 INT. Bong facility, Iraq Joined April 2020-
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HOMER: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. HOMER: Amen. ---END---
HOMER: Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
HOMER: Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
HOMER: And I know he will forgive me of my sins. I know he will help me rebuild this shattered family. I know he will fix with mess.
HOMER: He knew this, as I know this. Despite my period of waywardness, I know my redeemer lives. I know he will stand on this earth.
HOMER: In the bible, Job says, "I know that my redeemer lives, and that in the end he will stand on the earth."
HOMER: My family is destroyed. Mere sobriety and reflection will not redeem them. We will need the healing power of Christ to overcome this.
HOMER: I have hidden from him too long behind these billowing clouds of kush vapor. Now I beg him to accept me back into that holy faith
HOMER: As the marijuana smoke has cleared from my life, the Lord has revealed himself to me yet again.
HOMER: Those blessed pages of the Gospel were replaced by Zig Zags and blunt wraps.
HOMER: My beloved bishops and priests were replaced by sullen stoned teenagers... I was drawn into Satan's maelstrom.
HOMER: That Trinity, O Blessed Trinity, was replaced by the devil's trio of bong, bud, and Bic.
HOMER: In those dark days, when every night I would fall asleep to the vicious screaming of my parents, I abandoned my Roman Catholic faith.
HOMER: My family is in shambles... For these past few years, I've blamed the herb. But I finally realize the real problem.
LENNY: The daughters begin their journey. CARL: What will lie in store? LENNY: A crystal substance CARL: Their teeth no more.
MARGE: Nobody will know. Moe can't interfere now. Homer is in his own world. I can smoke alone in the woods and cry to nobody. I'll be ok.
MARGE: Handsome baby boy ken is dead. My girls are leaving. Bart? Bart is no more. I'm alone now. I'm alone but I have my stash.
MARGE: My dead boy. My killer boy. My sober girls. My sad man. I love myself not. I love myself not. My life was, and is bad.
MARGE: I'm worried about you sober girls. LISA: Don't worry. [to Maggie] Doubt we'll stay sober long. MAGGIE: [laughs] Don't worry mom.
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