Rob Sims @sims_thinks

I make bad puns and teach theology and philosophy to teenagers in the Diocese of St. Augustine. Datil pepper connoisseur. Tweets may not represent my employer. Jacksonville, FL Joined August 2016

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Rob Sims @sims_thinks

2 years ago

I’m not a big fan of sarcasm, strawmen, or stereotypes. . . Nevertheless, the challenge of consistency and integrity is the power of the seamless garment.

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2 years ago

I’m not a big fan of sarcasm, strawmen, or stereotypes. . . Nevertheless, the challenge of consistency and integrity is the power of the seamless garment.

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“And what was the first rule of our dear Savior’s life? You know it was to do his Father’s will. Well, then, the 1st end I propose in our daily work is to do the will of God; 2nd, to do it in the manner he wills; and 3rd, to do it because it is his will.” St. Elizabeth Ann Seton

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Rob Sims @sims_thinks

3 years ago

When @Canvas_by_Inst quizzes go down during midterm exams…

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Rob Sims @sims_thinks

3 years ago

This. While blind fideism may exist in many Christian and Catholic institutions, it is neither Christian nor Catholic.

JD Flynn @jdflynn

3 years ago

This. While blind fideism may exist in many Christian and Catholic institutions, it is neither Christian nor Catholic.

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Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch

3 years ago

May we never grow weary of bearing witness to the newness of Jesus, to the newness that is Jesus! Faith is not a lovely exhibit of artefacts from the past, but an ever-present event, an encounter with Christ that takes place in the here and now of our lives!

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Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch

3 years ago

I call on all people of goodwill to mobilize for the abolition of the death penalty throughout the world. Society can effectively repress crime without definitively depriving the offenders of the possibility of redeeming themselves. #EndDeathPenalty

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Phil Vischer @philvischer

3 years ago

Concerned that policies that support women and children are often opposed by those of us who also most oppose Roe. Longing for a consistent commitment to human flourishing rooted in the Bible, not in the politics of left and right.

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Phil Vischer @philvischer

3 years ago

Happy that elective abortion thru viability is no longer the law of the land. Curious to see if actual net reduction exceeds Guttmacher’s 12% est. Concerned that SCOTUS issued rulings this week that will reduce death by abortion but increase death by gun. …

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Rob Sims @sims_thinks

3 years ago

There is no thing that is VERY unique.

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Rob Sims @sims_thinks

3 years ago

Never put your car keys in the same pocket as your rosary.

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Rob Sims @sims_thinks

3 years ago

Anyone who still uses the phrase, “older than dirt,” has obviously never composted. Also, don’t be mean to old folks or the earth.

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Rob Sims @sims_thinks

3 years ago

Me: Excuse me, can you help me find the stud finders? HD Employee: Mirrors are on aisle five. Happy Easter, folks.

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Rob Sims @sims_thinks

4 years ago

Join me in raising money for Catholic Relief Service's Effort for Ukrainians via Bishop Kenny High School via @givebutter givebutter.com/WY92zW

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Rob Sims @sims_thinks

4 years ago

I have a hard time trusting anyone who can’t pronounce the word “nuclear”

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Rob Sims @sims_thinks

4 years ago

Women are right about toilet seat placement because toddlers.

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Rob Sims @sims_thinks

4 years ago

Remember 4square? What a strange aspect of attention seeking social media. “Oh ya? Well I am the mayor of this coffee shop… according to this screen genie…”