si murphy @simurphyproject
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Man eaten by bear while attempting to paint that bear. Semi completed portrait survives and will be auctioned at memorial.
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Hey Instagram, we've met in reality, I know what you actually look like and how you really live. Just a heads up.
“what was high school like for you?” AKA "why are you who you are?"
I find the term "man whore" offensive. Women can be whores too.
Ever wonder how loud your masturbating while wearing headphones?
Had an epiphany at therapy today. Its not my parents fault its my grandparents' fault. #therapy #parenting
In most of the world Cross Fit exercises are commonly referred to as "what you do at work". #crossfit #fatamerica
Keeping enemies close = questionable sleeping arrangements.
My stylist says not to be afraid of color. I told her I'm afraid of being alone.
Shave head. Paint top of skull to match the walls in your apartment. Invite friends over.
Love when DJs pretend to actually be doing something. #DJs #professionalmagicians
"Before you leave please multiply all the bacteria on your hands." How are hand dryers still a thing!? @ClevelandClinic thanks for reminding me to pack my sani wipes.
I'm transitioning into the gender that's only interested in how much money you have.
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BiG JooN! @TheBiGJooN
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Tony Ferguson @TonyFergusonXT
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Matt O'Brien @matt_obrien
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Robtrick @robtrick
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Unemployed Astronaut @MilfParade
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