SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet

the mouth from south. views are mine and your mums she/her. Joined May 2011

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SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet

2 days ago

The gay agenda claimed another victory on Saturday 🥂💒

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SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet

a week ago

The day we have a king sized bed or two bedrooms I may cry with happiness. Whoever decided couples need to share a double bed every night for the rest of their lives deserve a flogging

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SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet

a week ago

So so so sooooooooo sick of health anxiety. Destroying my sanity

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TheShadeRoom @TheShadeRoom

a week ago

Dear Your Honor…. right

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Tens of thousands of talented writers apply for the same couple Arts Council grants year in year out in an attempt to get funding to make shows that could possibly be greats in the making, and yet Bargain Hunt has got 75 seasons on the BBC

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SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet

2 weeks ago

They *should* be charging mainland Americans triple the price of everything every time they set foot in Hawaii, I have no sympathy at all.

Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes

2 weeks ago

They *should* be charging mainland Americans triple the price of everything every time they set foot in Hawaii, I have no sympathy at all.

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SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet

3 weeks ago

Respectfully it’s even annoying me that every other tweet is about this Floop looking bigot. He’s dead, let the conversation about him die too, they take up way too much space in our conversations and thoughts even when they’re alive just cheer and move on

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SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet

3 weeks ago

My brain is now subjecting me to nightmares where the only person that turns up to my wedding is Beverly Callard???

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SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet

4 weeks ago

They’re really not joking when they say the people who don’t give a flying fuck about you show themselves when you get married 😂

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SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet

4 weeks ago

The amount of poly/non-monogamous slander going about these days from the same people that will be going through their mans phone with shaking hands in the middle of the night because he’s cheated for the 6th time this year. Comphet social constructs need to die it’s so boring

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iolandavdc @iolandavdc

4 weeks ago

I only ever came forward to remind women that we do still have power even when it feels like we don't and to give victims a space to share their stories. @AAATHEONLYWAY @SLOWJAMSWITHA

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SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet

4 weeks ago

That man’s “statement” and “evidence” post this morning… yeah keep an eye out for people (esp women) who have supported him loudly and are now completely silent but will still go to his events. A lot of insidious people in this creative industry pretending they are righteous.

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iolandavdc @iolandavdc

a month ago

@AAATHEONLYWAY @SLOWJAMSWITHA

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SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet

a month ago

Just want a mid century modern bungalow with a nice little bit of land around it so I can’t see or hear the neighbours and it’s blissfully vice versa. Little pool and outdoor hosting area, conversation pit inside, soundproofed creative studio at the back of the garden. Utopia

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SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet

a month ago

Being this unfulfilled constantly is one of the most draining feelings I’ve ever experienced

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SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet

a month ago

This has been my entire 2025 and I would like for it to stop.

KLASIK♠️ @Klasik007

a month ago

This has been my entire 2025 and I would like for it to stop.

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SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet

a month ago

Just remembered I kept doing the chingalingchingching RWT dance break all day yesterday

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SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet

a month ago

Why are people calorie counting on the TL like it’s 2009 again? Have a fucking word with yourselves

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SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet

a month ago

Really can’t believe I moved and purposely picked a flat that wasn’t on the ground floor because of how bad the stomping from upstairs neighbours was, only to find the only downstairs neighbour in the world that stomps so badly it makes my floors and furniture shake when he walks