authorbrookeshaffer @skribentensego

Science-fantasy, historical-fantasy author. I may post in English. Ou en français. Oder auf Deutsch. Eller på svenska. brookeshaffer.com Michigan, USA Joined February 2025

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authorbrookeshaffer @skribentensego

13 hours ago

I lost my entire work account today. Microsoft ate it. Including everything on the shared server. Every document, every email, every invoice, every browser bookmark, all gone. I'm sure no vendors really wanded to get paid <_>

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authorbrookeshaffer @skribentensego

15 hours ago

I really need to design my cover for "Winds of Change" Regrettably, I lack inspiration. The only thing I can come up with is a weathervane. And that would be dumb and uninteresting. Maybe a storm?

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authorbrookeshaffer @skribentensego

2 days ago

The automatic faucet when I need water: ... The automatic faucet when I'm in the same room while sudsing: WATER!!!

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authorbrookeshaffer @skribentensego

2 days ago

If you're looking for that perfect geographical term to describe your landscape

Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE

2 days ago

If you're looking for that perfect geographical term to describe your landscape

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authorbrookeshaffer @skribentensego

4 days ago

New newsletter just dropped. Subscribe so you're not dependent on a fleeting twitter post to know this. open.substack.com/pub/authorbroo…

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authorbrookeshaffer @skribentensego

4 days ago

Nothing quite like sleeping in on a bonus day off

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authorbrookeshaffer @skribentensego

4 days ago

Never underestimate the power of rubber ducking. Three weeks I have actively struggled with axis orientation for my npcs. Took about three minutes of conversation with someone to replace transform with atan. And the other person didn't even suggest it.

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authorbrookeshaffer @skribentensego

7 days ago

Here we go again... Complaining about the literature selection at Target is like complaining about the grocery selection at Menards. I don't even know why Menards has groceries except, maybe, as snacks for the construction guys who go in for its real purpose.

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authorbrookeshaffer @skribentensego

a week ago

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Sabaton @sabaton

2 weeks ago

🇺🇸🇨🇦 WE’RE COMING TO NORTH AMERICA! Friends, we are returning to the USA and Canada in 2026, and we are bringing Legends On Tour to your doorstep in honour of our new album “Legends”, out October 17. Artist Presale starts: Tuesday, Sept 16 at 10am local time. Use password…

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authorbrookeshaffer @skribentensego

2 weeks ago

Me walking into work yesterday. Also, me walking into work tomorrow.

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authorbrookeshaffer @skribentensego

2 weeks ago

War is not "coming." War is here. It's just still in its guerrilla stages.

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authorbrookeshaffer @skribentensego

2 weeks ago

Today's going to be a good day

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2 weeks ago

Today's going to be a good day

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authorbrookeshaffer @skribentensego

2 weeks ago

Me: Woohoo! I have a day of few obligations where I can get some stuff done! Salesman: *slaps my brain* You can fit so many migraines in this bad boy.