Lost Luke Skywalker @skywalker_lost

C3PO and R2D2 presented at #Oscars2016 and this Jedi master didn't even get invited. At least Leo convinced ppl he can act. Jedi mind trick.

Shoutout to my favorite droid #R2D2 for his stunning performance last year. Frankly, I think a nomination was in order, but. . . (Shrug). 🎟🍿

It just occurred to me that Ted Cruz, Rubio, and Trump have striking similarities to Palpatine. #StarWars #GOPDebate #sithlords

watched Concussion last night and realized the reason my father was so angry was because of CTE. #science #OscarsSoWhite @WillSmithFanss

I once had a dough tree. I mean a daughter. She was alright. I left her on a planet that reminded me of home. I mean, I turned out alright.

I've been meditating lately and all I've found is a severe itch between my middle and index finger. #StarWars #meditation.

@bestpiloteva congratulations on the #GoldenGlobes win. You truly are the greatest pilot.

Bar tender *what will you have this evening. *my first order will be. . . A StarKiller base. Those thing f*ck you up!

At this rate there will be no more planets to protect. Thanks a lot First Order.

I saw Bill Clinton today and asked him what thought about the fall of the New Republic. He declined comment.

Kylo Ren and I went to a diner once. He threw a tantrum because is bacon wasn't crispy enough. He was 16. I'm glad I didn't know my father.

Wanna know how I got these scars?

I think the reason I've never been able to talk to women is because my sister was the only one I saw in the original trilogy. Change is good

Being part of the lightside is having New Years resolutions everyday. Stray from them, you end up killing your father. Don't miss the gym.

@TananariveDue @tohmovies I enjoyed it also, it just lacked blasters and light sabers. Then it would be on my top 5.

Since the fight between light and dark is eternal, I'm really looking forward to #StarWars episode XL in theaters 2063. Great cast lined up.

I was thinking about my mother today and realized it was the first time I'd ever done that. I'm a horrible son.

@DeathStarPR and that girl wondered why I don't want it back.

Last time I saw #R2D2 He said he couldn't see me this way. I guess he was talking about the beard. #StarWars