.@nytimes really leaning in to its @DougJBalloon parody era
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@slotkinjr @DougJBalloon @nytimes (small voice after the rhyme): dollars
@slotkinjr @DougJBalloon @nytimes This flower shop in Queens…
@slotkinjr @DougJBalloon @nytimes “Roses are red / Horses wear collars / here’s why this bouquet / costs $72.”
@slotkinjr @DougJBalloon @nytimes The woke mob came for Milton Friedman and Augusto Pinochet and now we’re facing the consequences.
@slotkinjr @DougJBalloon @nytimes the man does numbers
@slotkinjr @DougJBalloon @nytimes There’s this, too….
@slotkinjr @nytimes @DougJBalloon I just purchased one in Charlotte, NC for 15.99
@slotkinjr @DougJBalloon @nytimes Is 4% per year too much? Let’s step into this Brooklyn boutique tailor to find out.