Smart Ass Quotes @smartassquote
I post my favorite Smart Ass quotes for a daily dose of humor on Facebook at http://t.co/MG2R6f6C2H facebook.com/smartassquotes Detroit Joined December 2010-
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This is how most lives really are. facebook.com/SmartAssQuotes…
Sarcastic shirt: "Everything I like is expensive, illegal or won't text me back."
Sarcastic shirt: "Fueled by sarcasm, caffeine and inappropriate thoughts."
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