Casual Smithposting @smithposting

Penn Law '12 Valverde, Italy (born) NZ (reside) Satire and shitposting Anti Trump Joined April 2020

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Casual Smithposting @smithposting

6 years ago

"I dOnT SuPpOrT LoCkdoWnS tHatS LiKe prIsOn" Totally bro, like just last week I had to smuggle six ounces of loose rolling tobacco in my anus to pay for my steady diet of ramen noodles and juice packs while constantly on the watch for racial/gang violence

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6 years ago

My mom thinks I'm trading penis for money

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6 years ago

Me: I think I'm depressed Everyone I confide in: have you tried not being depressed

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6 years ago

Damn girl are you a savings account? Because you hold about 3% of my interest

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6 years ago

A kiss might make her day but anal will make her hole weak

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6 years ago

The government has contracted Finnish mobile company Nokia to put 4G LTE on the moon starting in 2022. But I still can't get fucking service in the entire state of WV.

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6 years ago

@KarlAnd15153342 @_Balut_Penoy_ SI is something like 44.5M

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6 years ago

@KarlAnd15153342 @_Balut_Penoy_ 56.57M last I checked

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6 years ago

@KarlAnd15153342 @_Balut_Penoy_ Short %

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6 years ago

"Anal Eyes Analyze Anal Lies" - Jaden Smith, probably

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6 years ago

Wholesome story - all big tiddie goth girls now have #wsb r/wallstreetbets to thank for their continued employment at GameStop

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6 years ago

@fishscale_face @wsbmod @FT Can't believe people are stupid enough to fall for this 😂

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6 years ago

The real reason conservatives don't want minimum wage increases and lower taxes on the working class

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6 years ago

My friends turning 30: hey let's go to the bar, let's go to a concert, let's etc etc Me turning 30: wellp, probably half my life is over. Better eat a pizza and sleep all day

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6 years ago

If your landlord says "no pets" you can still keep rats, mice, and bats as long as you pretend to be mad about it

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6 years ago

Mom: I grew up in Pittsburgh, we say "yinz" Dad: I grew up in WV, we say "y'all" Their kid: yinz'all

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6 years ago

In response to inflation, I will now be keeping it 1,000 instead of 💯

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6 years ago

"I hope they don't raise your taxes, but if they do, I told you so!" didn't his administration pass a tax plan that increases low income taxes over the next six years for a net increase around 6.5%?

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6 years ago

The USA is so focused on partisan politics that an elected official literally said Hitler had a few things right when referring to indoctrination of children and hardly anyone noticed