snarkychurchcomms @snarkycomms

I have joke about church communications and you don’t wanna miss it! #churchcomms #churchsocialmedia #churchmarketing Joined October 2019

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snarkychurchcomms @snarkycomms

3 years ago

Pastor: The number of connect cards we get is way down. Creative pastor: You have 15 seconds for announcements in the service so we stay on schedule. Worship pastor: Let’s sing that bridge again!

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3 years ago

Pastor: We need good ideas for #mothersday coming up. What have you got? Youth pastor Zack: How about we post a bunch of your mama jokes? Pastor:

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4 years ago

Pastor: I don’t want to be involved in discussing the details of the design. Also pastor: If I don’t like it, I’ll tell you after I see it. I guess I didn’t “work my magic.”

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5 years ago

Random staff member has bad idea in a meeting. Me over-dramatically explaining how hard and expensive it would be.

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5 years ago

I’ve been out for a bit so I probably missed a lot. But as long as we are still boosting in person church attendance with guilt trips and giveaways I should be ok. We’re still doing that, right?

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5 years ago

Is it safe to come out yet?

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5 years ago

“I searched the group and didn’t find anything so...” Translation: I didn’t search the group and I want you all to think about my problem for me. #churchcomm

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5 years ago

“You can’t build the future church on people who live in the past.” @cnieuwhof

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5 years ago

Church communicator: I need help with X.... Every parachurch biz in the group: Hey! I would love to help you with that problem! Message me here... True heroes: What are you trying to do? #churchcomm

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5 years ago

Bill Gates should troll all the conspiracy nuts by starting a potato chip company that only sells small chips The possible brand name? “Bill Gates Micro Chips”

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5 years ago

Church member email: I’m not sure what you think your doing, but I wish pastor wouldn’t get into politics and just preach Jesus. I don’t know if I’ll tune in if we’re going to be about that stuff. Me responding back: *you’re* #churchcomm

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5 years ago

I have a joke about church communications, but you’ll have to sign up today if you don’t want to miss it. #churchcomms

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5 years ago

I have a joke about church communications, but I keep changing it at the last minute. #churchcomm

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5 years ago

What are you using for/how are you doing/what is the best streaming software for/how do you interact with people during/what camera are you using for/how are you getting audio for ONLINE. CHURCH. It’s almost like we haven’t been doing this for 4 months.... #onlinechurch

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5 years ago

One of my favorite things about church online is the dress code.

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5 years ago

Finally! If only we had recited Gandalf 3:16 earlier!

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5 years ago

Finally! If only we had recited Gandalf 3:16 earlier!

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5 years ago

What camera is best for streaming online services? What platform/service is best for online churching? Should I Google these questions or just ask a Facebook group? One of these is a question no one is asking.

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5 years ago

If I had a nickle for every time I got frustrated at work, I’d have NO nickles because there are no more nickles in this 2020 timeline. #coinshortage #2020winsagain

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5 years ago

Two things I just can’t seem to master: 1. Facebook business manager 2. Counting D. Lists

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5 years ago

Churchgoers: We want our leaders to lead and speak up on the issues! Same churchgoers: Say the same thing I would or we’ll try and get you fired! Pastors and #churchleaders :