ethan. @soapyseaelf
When I was younger I was never cut out for the Boy Scouts, so I joined the Man Scouts at the age of 7. Joined January 2013-
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They’re big but I wouldn’t say they’re ostrich sized
They’re big but I wouldn’t say they’re ostrich sized
I’ve waited for this day
I have seen this video 5 times now Why is the milk in a big water bottle Why is the whip cream in like a WD-40 canister
I have seen this video 5 times now Why is the milk in a big water bottle Why is the whip cream in like a WD-40 canister
Laid down on the Koala Kare station in the mens room I’m a changed man
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trapped under fuckin ice
The FOMO is hitting a little hard tonight
The FOMO is hitting a little hard tonight
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I’ll choose my girl over my family any day. Blood ain’t thicker than that ASS
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Bruh sean evans was big chillin at the function last night
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“real pussy smells like the heat coming out of a playstation”- line i just heard some guy say at the tailgate. bills fans are most definitely back and better than ever this season folks
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Delete this
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30 minutes after they bury you
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MY FAVORITE BODY OF WORK CAME OUT 20 YEARS AGO. 3/12/2002. BOUGHT IT AT BARNES AND NOBLES THAT AUGUST.
This tweet goes out to all the ladies in my life Ladies, thank you for your cervix
Tell me why a lady came to Barking Mad and told me this play “gave people hope” and then laid the playbills everywhere???
Tell me why a lady came to Barking Mad and told me this play “gave people hope” and then laid the playbills everywhere???
Bro we just need toNoah’s ark this bitch at this point. HOW is this news, let alone important?
Bro we just need toNoah’s ark this bitch at this point. HOW is this news, let alone important?
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