sofia @sofiability

People call me brazen, but I don't care because those are delicious. (she/her) The Boondocks Joined April 2009

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sofia @sofiability

2 years ago

Happy Father’s Day to the guy who made the JCC put in collapsible basketball hoops because he smashed so many backboards dunking. Love you so much.

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sofia @sofiability

2 years ago

No matter how desperate I get to meet someone, I am not going fucking rock climbing.

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sofia @sofiability

2 years ago

Hi hello TV Writers? 100% support your cause and hope all of your demands are met, with that being said, when you go back to work, PLEASE stop shocking flatlines on medical shows.

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sofia @sofiability

2 years ago

Some of those poor Gen X suckers said the sentence “I’m interning for this really cool guy Jeff Skilling this summer.”

Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer

2 years ago

Some of those poor Gen X suckers said the sentence “I’m interning for this really cool guy Jeff Skilling this summer.”

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Yeah one of my favorite things about the Pete Davidson mystique is that, as Zach points out, the answer is right there. “People want relationship with kind people who are enjoyable to be around,” and everyone goes “nah, that can’t be it.”

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sofia @sofiability

2 years ago

Hey can you watch my patients I’m gonna go take the elevator to the cafeteria so I can enjoy 5 seconds of silence.

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Eugene V. Debs Museum @DebsMuseum

2 years ago

Endless congrats to our comrades Sandy and Brandon for their surprise destination engagement today. Gene would surely smile on this union!

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Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS

3 years ago

Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a young girl suffering from a condition that is now the #1 cause of death in children and adolescents in the U.S. What’s the diagnosis?

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sofia @sofiability

3 years ago

I ask all my patients who’ve been married for 50+ years how they met and I have heard some of the cutest stories ever and even though I am not a luddite and I’m pro-dating-app it makes me kinda sad some of those stories will be replaced with 1-word answers in a few decades.

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sofia @sofiability

3 years ago

My patient when I do a wall sit so I can chart while I take them to the bathroom.

Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery

3 years ago

My patient when I do a wall sit so I can chart while I take them to the bathroom.

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Amelia Dimoldenberg @ameliadimz

3 years ago

Round 2 @goldenglobes

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sofia @sofiability

3 years ago

Be careful with this yall!

Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach

3 years ago

Be careful with this yall!

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Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman

3 years ago

I’m sorry to tell you this but literally all of the sled dogs are nepo babies.

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sofia @sofiability

3 years ago

I am a nepo baby. My parents are therapists and I am mentally ill.

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sofia @sofiability

3 years ago

I have a real problem with people yelling and I understand sometimes it can’t be helped but I also see kind of an issue where it seems like people really think that if they scream their needs at the nearest woman, she will help them.