Gavin Treadwell @soverducc

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. Joined August 2011

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Bennett Yi @ylalol

10 years ago

Tor Releases Private IM Tool -- Here's An Idiot's Guide To Using Encrypted ...

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Chevron slashes jobs and spending to weather low oil prices

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ABC News @ABC

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Cause of Dynamic Airways fire at Fort Lauderdale airport undetermined, NTSB says: abcn.ws/1NeubgI amp.twimg.com/v/92ae80ba-321…

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Week 8 Notebook

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Adam Gould @ererispasi

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UNC vs. Pittsburgh

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Ellen DeGeneres Freaks Out After Learning Heidi Klum Recently Had Lice

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Dougal Stockton @lmacarcun

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Russia is testing the world's first all-female space crew for a mission to the ...

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British teenager stabbed to death at school after fight with fellow pupil

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prison mike @lilgbaby__

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feelin good af😂

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India's 'rent-a-womb' industry could close doors to foreigners

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10 years ago

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German Vice Chancellor Heads to Russia for Energy Talks

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EL PAÍS Deportes @elpais_deportes

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Simeone espera más de su pareja de delanteros ow.ly/TN72V El Atlético se mide mañana al Valencia en el Calderón

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Mervin Klein @joumul

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Praxbind (idarucizumab) granted accelerated approval by FDA

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Damon colonizes Mars in 'Martian'

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Clair Lara @maphioleil

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Five things to watch tonight

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Mexico

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vir sanghvi @virsanghvi

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Pattabiraman K @newyork_dc

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China's Island Moves Draw Neighbors Closer to U.S., Carter Says

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The new 'Destiny' emotes might just be worth buying

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Caitlin King @LitvinovichLady

239 Followers 1K Following https://t.co/ZpPaT2Vecv

Rebecca Perl @becperl

14K Followers 12K Following Singer-Songwriter and lover of love

Alger Saucedo @cuncolom

572 Followers 766 Following Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.

Erick Poulin @eripllomin

646 Followers 793 Following Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment.

Shaun Still @enendicotnd

630 Followers 760 Following The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

Sylvester Wing @galidrincet

576 Followers 821 Following There is no shortage of good days. It is good lives that are hard to come by.

Sidney Troutman @rianevele

562 Followers 658 Following Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself.

Piers Starling @ntratocecrru

601 Followers 746 Following Verses which do not teach men new and moving truths do not deserve to be read.

Norman Waggoner @eelubesy

569 Followers 772 Following Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.

Владилен Са... @ccowioly

613 Followers 852 Following Когда кошка хочет поймать мышку, она притворяется мышкой.

Where love rules, there is no will to power, and where power predominates, love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other.

Albert Shepherd @sunidlorl

618 Followers 477 Following Where love rules, there is no will to power, and where power predominates, love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other.

Julius Kohn @emunurbat

544 Followers 539 Following Tough girl I'm almost single, my husband's on death row.

Jake Norton @ytremas

655 Followers 602 Following As thou hast sown, so shalt thou reap.

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is. The most important product of his effort is his own personality.

David Smithson @orederyst

560 Followers 572 Following Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is. The most important product of his effort is his own personality.

Steven Lockett @pystyregicetig

560 Followers 699 Following There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Joachim Lovett @hrangesonag

562 Followers 757 Following Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

Jesse Walden @zomypteatowot

566 Followers 747 Following It is fun to be in the same decade with you.

William Westfall @inthtegoo

622 Followers 763 Following To find something you can enjoy is far better than finding something you can possess.

Ethelbert Wolf @bemodint

607 Followers 776 Following Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.

Myron Peachey @larilaulapyed

557 Followers 489 Following We must have infinite faith in each other. If we have not, we must never let it leak out that we have not.

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.

Gregory Carranza @agleress

585 Followers 550 Following Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.

Giles Turpin @licasedotreneti

605 Followers 596 Following As we must account for every idle word, so must we account for every idle silence.

Adam Weston @tidustaken

596 Followers 569 Following You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.

Randolf Tackett @pimaemipiconc

603 Followers 776 Following Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

Sylvester Neill @nogldint

584 Followers 778 Following The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question.

Bertram Chin @ssspshl

622 Followers 765 Following If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny.

Alexander Willson @veriaesan

562 Followers 764 Following If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny.

Нестор Сабу... @itwarubak

596 Followers 900 Following Распорядиться своим имуществом достойно нужно еще при жизни.

George Pereira @ohasesi

629 Followers 474 Following Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.

Blaise Dowd @inianyssaleto

585 Followers 524 Following Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assault of thoughts on the unthinking.

Bryan Lomax @asplucaolfo

542 Followers 538 Following Englishmen hate Liberty and Equality too much to understand them. But every Englishman loves a pedigree.

Harry Gallant @ecaiadente

591 Followers 680 Following Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

Aloysius Croteau @belonledesiasea

623 Followers 680 Following

Colin Cisneros @nasticotis

616 Followers 758 Following The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sails.

Leo Salcedo @flatangey

594 Followers 739 Following Fear less, hope moreWhine less, breathe moreTalk less, say moreHate less, love moreAnd all good things are yours.

Herbert Switzer @rioriagra

602 Followers 752 Following A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.

Roland Oakes @ucopityteaenins

585 Followers 752 Following Man, unlike the animals, has never learned that the sole purpose of life is to enjoy it.

Stewart Swanson @ncovedurene

626 Followers 732 Following The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong.

Samuel Pruitt @epemiam

611 Followers 765 Following America is not merely a nation but a nation of nations.

Norman Bunnell @iderirwhinal

588 Followers 800 Following People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I earned everything I've got.

Donald Leyva @mandntie

597 Followers 814 Following I don't know why you use a fancy French word like dtente when there's a good English phrase for it-cold war.

Гурий Елихи... @nfotywalac

620 Followers 820 Following Соревнование производит гениев, а желание прославиться порождает таланты.

Денис Ромей... @tressehatyrena

653 Followers 929 Following Людоед не пренебрегает человеком.

Reynold Turney @noumacare

562 Followers 503 Following At first cock-crow the ghosts must gobr Back to their quiet graves below.

Clair Paz @teemesermamin

589 Followers 546 Following An optimist is the human personification of spring.

Antony Kellum @risalpab

587 Followers 609 Following A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Ethan Goldberg @stemalondallal

602 Followers 670 Following I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.

Isaac Hudgens @aconcist

600 Followers 706 Following Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

Reynold Benoit @liescklanam

619 Followers 745 Following If you have a fallback plan, you will fall back.

Rufus Fullerton @cocrui

591 Followers 767 Following Knowing where to lead people is not the same as convincing them to follow you.

Derrick Cagle @labisins

617 Followers 785 Following Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.

Gervais Gardiner @otarumaleraia

556 Followers 481 Following Good order is the foundation of all things.

I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.

Noah Watkins @vinoimichri

604 Followers 489 Following I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.

Paul Nettles @erevinsedarene

551 Followers 554 Following Where facts are few, experts are many.

Damon Schmid @gneacinohrd

565 Followers 757 Following Fortune is a great deceiver. She sells very dear the things she seems to give us.

When even one American -- who has done nothing wrong -- is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth -- then all Americans are in peril.

Myron Cowles @caycrin

584 Followers 589 Following When even one American -- who has done nothing wrong -- is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth -- then all Americans are in peril.

Henry Lefebvre @glyite

562 Followers 476 Following Health is not simply the absence of sickness.

Lucius Mcclendon @ptinidon

621 Followers 575 Following The power of the mind is an incredible thing, one that can never be underestimated.

Ambrose Irons @fisatiab

563 Followers 760 Following Better fare hard with good men than feast it with bad.

Joel Elrod @scumexate

630 Followers 767 Following A great mind becomes a great fortune.

Board Certified Internist • Addiction Specialist • 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 on @AskDrDrew • Teen Mom OG (MTV) • Health Uncensored (Lifetime) • @twc_health Board • @VShred_

Dr. Drew @drdrew

2.6M Followers 2K Following Board Certified Internist • Addiction Specialist • 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 on @AskDrDrew • Teen Mom OG (MTV) • Health Uncensored (Lifetime) • @twc_health Board • @VShred_

Clinton Crandall @evestmancopt

567 Followers 529 Following In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing. The worst thing you can do is nothing.

Milo Reaves @osolyys

585 Followers 782 Following If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?

Gavin Frick @icusiporingu

591 Followers 801 Following Where there is great love, there are always wishes.

Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.

Neal Moore @lagrinesh

615 Followers 761 Following Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.

Hector Janssen @bunolanghome

605 Followers 791 Following Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom.

Lucas Greco @piterlinlelas

588 Followers 677 Following Hatred - The anger of the weak.

Neal Tarver @vesagiliop

602 Followers 795 Following Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility.

Гавриил Лав... @oshodeend

646 Followers 929 Following Величайшая польза, которую можно извлечь из жизни, – потратить жизнь на дело, которое переживет нас.

Erik Zeigler @rianomeernivo

626 Followers 734 Following If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common denominator of human achievement.

The superior man acquaints himself with many sayings of antiquity and many deeds of the past, in order to strengthen his character thereby.

Adolphus Capps @totititrably

599 Followers 776 Following The superior man acquaints himself with many sayings of antiquity and many deeds of the past, in order to strengthen his character thereby.

Zappos @FormerlyZappos

50K Followers 18K Following We've moved! We're now @FormerlyZappos, follow us @Zappos!

Всеволод Па... @hraleouspeus

552 Followers 993 Following Всякого националиста преследует мысль, что прошлое можно – и должно – изменить.

Станислав И... @ytabster

621 Followers 869 Following Еврей Фульд избран в парламент. Я очень рад этому; значит, равноправие евреев вполне осуществилось.

All men love peace in their armchairs after dinner but they disbelieve the other nations's professions, rightly measuring its sincerity by their own.

Ebenezer Hampton @omilioxcuble

619 Followers 760 Following All men love peace in their armchairs after dinner but they disbelieve the other nations's professions, rightly measuring its sincerity by their own.

Scot Lovett @eromomesedogyrh

629 Followers 794 Following Law is mind without reason.

Brendan Domingo @iatapti

604 Followers 785 Following Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power.

If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.

Michael Flora @thecoumaseuf

571 Followers 672 Following If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.

Osborne Leonard @natitff

595 Followers 687 Following A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

Sydney Fenton @ullschob

562 Followers 764 Following I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.

Antony Hildebrand @syntleicoroc

573 Followers 766 Following Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

b r a n d y @4everBrandy

3.1M Followers 4K Following #SHINE ✨

Simon Hogg @stywliboda

624 Followers 740 Following Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.

Basil Armijo @trintelsc

619 Followers 756 Following If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.

Alvin Durand @inosoros

590 Followers 722 Following No one is so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Brion Villegas @etiogempo

598 Followers 655 Following God creates men, but they choose each other.

Dominic Pinto @syladedenklira

617 Followers 765 Following Man talking confidently about God is like a toy talking confidently about man.

Gerard Warden @nglolors

606 Followers 695 Following You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Austen Stern @ricocaerse

576 Followers 788 Following Be thankful for the least gift, so shalt thou be meant to receive greater.

Савелий Зач... @hinedocungum

657 Followers 839 Following Когда другие включаются в мой разговор, разговор становится невозможным.

Scott Bowen @tualvagllly

561 Followers 816 Following If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a pig.

Jarod Oakes @rivemeledo

620 Followers 743 Following The Lord listens to the pryers of those who ask to be able to forget hatred, but is deaf to those who want to flee love.

Albert Thorne @sthiliam

544 Followers 780 Following We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

Jeremy Knoll @bidaflpenis

607 Followers 787 Following This is the true joy in life -- being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one...

Федор Желез... @rhusenintu

606 Followers 852 Following Возможно, я не всегда бываю прав, но я никогда не ошибаюсь.

Aron Newsome @latinositerran

576 Followers 774 Following Poets generally love cats -- because poets have no delusions about their own superiority.

Ebenezar Shipp @ronagl

591 Followers 762 Following We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them.

Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest.

Howard Devine @holiou

588 Followers 712 Following Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest.