50+ Years of Sarcasm 🇺🇸🌊☮️😏 @soxfan0U812
Father. Son. Professional. Liberal. Reader. Thinker. Joker. facebook.com/TruthInSatire/ Pennsylvania, USA Joined March 2009-
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Is MLB.tv down for anyone? All I can get are radio broadcasts, no matter what game I pick. Browsers say “There was a problem” when I try video.
There is a significant level of douchebag in every post that mentions hating Friends before offering thoughts on Matthew Perry’s passing. Not as much as high as intentionally posting a pic of another celeb named Perry with an RIP, but yeah…douchey, nonetheless.
Is this what @SInow deems is newsworthy? The #MLBPlayoffs have begun, the #NFL and #CollegeFootball are in full swing. #NHL is starting a new season tomorrow. #SportsIllustrated is putting its name on this muck? Fans Roast Bob Costas is.gd/aER22d
Maybe #CindyCrawford has a point. Maybe what @Oprah said wasn’t cool. But the when Crawford says it was like “Stand up and show me your body. Show us why you're worthy of being here,” doesn’t that also describe MODELING?! Well, if you throw in, “…and sell our products, too!”
Been a #RedSox fan for decades. Literally never heard of this guy. @SInow si.com/mlb/red-sox/ne…
There are several ways to conduct a mini mental status exam for a suspected psychotic break. The simplest one is to listen to the person to see if they use the phrase “Deep State” unironically. #MAGACult #DeepState #Lemmings
Why in the world would you post this story with the vid of his catch but without the vid of the homer he hit? @MLB @JakeDRill mlb.com/news/cedric-mu…
#KevinBrown The #Orioles suck. Annually. That starts from the top down. Stat was in his game notes. true. Why would he not mention it? Is anyone surprised that Orioles front office thinks that by ignoring facts it will placate the fanbase? I wonder where they got that idea.
Anybody who thinks you can like both a cross and a confederate flag hasn't really thought much about what either symbol means.
What can you do, @BauerOutage? I suppose if you wanted teammates to play at the @MLB level you should have behaved yourself and stayed in the MLB. #MLB #TrevorBauer x.com/bsbvault/statu…
What can you do, @BauerOutage? I suppose if you wanted teammates to play at the @MLB level you should have behaved yourself and stayed in the MLB. #MLB #TrevorBauer x.com/bsbvault/statu…
I’m surprised so many people care about anything @KidRock says. Despite his “wealth,” he looks like a guy who’s address is a Tallahassee bus depot and his biggest hit was written by Lynyrd Skynyrd. And if you’re choosing beer by any other factor than flavor your a tool.
Peter Finch, Not Stallone, won the best actor Oscar that year. @THRASHST3 looper.com/1224978/sylves…
Mrs. @laurenboebert I just watched your little speech (youtube.com/watch?v=lPDfne…) about the amendment to publish info on inflation. In and of itself, not a bad idea, but based on what you ranted about, I think you may need to read this. propublica.org/article/nation…
So, is the disintegrating turf covered under the #StateFarmStadium homeowners policy? Asking for a friend. @AllProLines
The whole play-ended-out-of-bounds-so-the-defense-gets-extra-time penalty (not to mention how it allowed a review after another play had been run) is a great example of why I almost never watch the #NFL anymore. #SuperBowl #SBLVII
Pitchers and catchers report to spring training on Wednesday. Just sayin’. #SuperBowl #MLB #RedSox
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St.Renato😇🇳🇱.. @WhyHelloRenato
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John Shannon @jshannon526
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conservatives are bit.. @M1chael23D
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Mark Rīter @MarkRiter
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Christine WaitsForWaf.. @googlygirl98
20K Followers 5K Following Hashtagger past my prime. Still impulsive, capricious, over-emotional, punk-loving, wannabe badass, and as googly-eyed as ever. Include 3 Words Fridays 1pm ET.
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Karen Kleskie Leavens @karen_kleskie
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Carolina @Carolin91386164
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Michelle McLaughlin�.. @themmclaughlins
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Accountable_Umpire @AccountableUmp
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Kleskie_4always @Kleskie4always
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@davenoisome @Davenoisome
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Kleskiek @kleskiek
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NP 🇺🇸 @nobodycheated
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James C @ksoze43
1K Followers 4K Following I’ve started focusing on a way to build a financial base from home… which will allow me to start writing full time. More to come! Watch this space!
Paul Soluk @Paul_Soluk
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LittlePatriotBooks @patriot_books
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Dr Lucky Eni @ApostleEni_
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ekim696969 @ekimnannah
3K Followers 5K Following RESIST! #Biden #peace and love Medicare for All BLM $25 Minimum wage
FlipGive @FlipGive
2K Followers 4K Following Make and manage money for your team. Join over 400,000 families using FlipGive, an easy-to-use cashback, banking & budgeting app for teams.
Hank Martens @hank_martens
1K Followers 3K Following Non Partisan moderate. Be an adult and be respectful. Off - Road Enthusiast. Enjoying life. Keep religion out of our government.
Niki-Demon, live from.. @nikideemo
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Travis Allen @TravisAllen02
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TerriJanne @JanneTerri
2K Followers 2K Following “Defend the truth and defeat the lies” President Joe Biden
Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen
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Red Sox @RedSox
2.2M Followers 236 Following The official account of the Boston Red Sox. Sometimes we wear yellow.
Jeffrey Levin 🇺�.. @jilevin
670K Followers 622K Following Retired, progressive, human rights, politics, equality, LGBTQ+, anti-racist, anti-fascist (AntiFa), #BLM #Resist co-founder @FreedomWritersc
Preet Bharara @PreetBharara
1.7M Followers 3K Following Patriotic American & proud immigrant. @Springsteen fan. Banned by Putin, fired by Trump. Former US Atty, SDNY. Host of "Stay Tuned" https://t.co/IwHmWQ1bDj
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5K Followers 2K Following The weekly 5pm PT/8pm ET hashtag game with @Sarah_Joyous @vasego1 @indistarr 💥PUNISHING YOU WITH PUNNILINGUS SINCE 12/2/14💥
Claudia Conway @claudiamconwayy
517K Followers 72 Following 19. Protect reproductive rights and bodily autonomy for all. 💌 [email protected]
MI Senate Dems @MISenDems
45K Followers 25K Following Official page of the Michigan State Senate Democratic Caucus. Twenty members strong, we lead with a #MajorityForThePeople. #MILeg
Republicans against T.. @RpsAgainstTrump
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Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit
498K Followers 312 Following The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.
All Pro Lines @AllProLines
4K Followers 246 Following Where pro football and pro comedians collide. https://t.co/jE3GPlFZmb
Steve Hofstetter @SteveHofstetter
215K Followers 9K Following 6th lead in Lifetime's “Psycho Yoga Instructor“ and Nobel Peace Prize nominee. Human 1st, comedian 2nd. #LFGM I only tweet to troll fascists.
Nathalie Jacoby @nathaliejacoby1
280K Followers 56K Following Democrat • Kindness matters most of all. #SpacesHost
Trending Liberal @TrendingLiberal
267K Followers 1K Following Campaign strategists working to stop the MAGA insanity. 🛑 Join our call to make America trend liberal!
KYLE @YourFriendKyle_
64K Followers 223 Following MLB | Twitch Partner: https://t.co/qe6ksm4CLl YouTube Partner: https://t.co/yJSoSoDh1v Business: [email protected]
Frank Conniff @FrankConniff
76K Followers 6K Following Writer, Comedian, TV's Frank | Author of 10 Books https://t.co/3XczIQUw45
Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow
90K Followers 1K Following Herblock & RFK winner, Pulitzer finalist. I did not pay for the stupid blue check. Help keep my work possible: https://t.co/fDlrxI908T
John Shannon @jshannon526
397 Followers 688 Following Husband, father, grandfather, actor, golfer, Springsteen fan, 1998 Jeopardy contestant. There's more, but those are the basics.
Verizon Support @VerizonSupport
238K Followers 31 Following The 24/7 Team, here when you need support for mobile devices, home internet, TV, and phone. Verizon is #TheNetworkAmericaReliesOn
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Conservative Self-Own.. @ConSelfOwns
566K Followers 2 Following DM Submissions and turn post notifications ON 🔔 | follow my personal: @IAteTheMango
John Mulaney @mulaney
1.4M Followers 1 Following “John Mulaney Presents: Everybody’s in LA” coming to @Netflix on May 3
Josh Arnold @ThatJoshArnold
19K Followers 145 Following You don't have to be pretty to work at the slaughterhouse. @bobandtom
Christine WaitsForWaf.. @googlygirl98
20K Followers 5K Following Hashtagger past my prime. Still impulsive, capricious, over-emotional, punk-loving, wannabe badass, and as googly-eyed as ever. Include 3 Words Fridays 1pm ET.
The BOB & TOM Show Ju.. @juniorwindbag
4K Followers 21 Following We're here for your complaints, comments, and to explain to you how radio works. 𝟤𝟦/𝟩🎙
Karen Kleskie Leavens @karen_kleskie
22 Followers 295 Following 5th grade Special Education teacher. Mom. Sister. Daughter. Aunt. Great Aunt. Cat mama. Friend. Always evolving. ☮️
Stevie Wynne Levine @StevieWLevine
107K Followers 229 Following EP of #GMM #rhettandlink /CCO of @mythical /gay of gays (she/her)
Michelle McLaughlin�.. @themmclaughlins
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Umpire Scorecards @UmpScorecards
373K Followers 1 Following Umpire Scorecards posted for every game, every day. Find game, team, and umpire data, and FAQs, at the link below. Support us at https://t.co/GTnpOLedZF
Kleskie_4always @Kleskie4always
4 Followers 14 Following
DraftKings Sportsbook @DKSportsbook
274K Followers 2K Following The Crown is Yours 🫴👑 18+KY/NH/WY. 21+ other eligible U.S. states. 19+ONT. Gambling problem? 1-800-GAMBLER or visit https://t.co/fWBV83VofD. @DK_Assist
Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia
378K Followers 824 Following Two best friends started making content and others joined them, a breakdown. #JakeSucks
Jon Stewart @jonstewart
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Rhett & Link @Mythical
922K Followers 900 Following Official page of Good Mythical Morning, Rhett & Link, and the Mythical Crew 👕 @mythicalstore 🤫@mythicalsociety 🛒@sporked
Jessie McLaughlin �.. @losfamgeles
52K Followers 4K Following *EXERCISING MY AGENCY* My dog’s favorite. Interiors of spaces and people. Therapy stan. Have feelings; will overshare. Trying not to embarrass my kids. She/her
Link Neal @LinkNeal
636K Followers 3K Following Co-founder of @Mythical. Glassesed half o' Rhett and Link (He/Him)
Rhett McLaughlin | MU.. @rhettmc
696K Followers 849 Following Co-founder of @mythical. New EP "Nothing Left to Love" streaming everywhere.
VoteVets @votevets
278K Followers 6K Following Since 2006, over 1.5M Veterans, Families, & supporters have been electing Veterans to office and fighting for progressive values.
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
Kleskiek @kleskiek
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SmartNews @smartnews
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NP 🇺🇸 @nobodycheated
9K Followers 10K Following Listen, think, speak—in that exact order. Suicide loss survivor. #Resist. #Ally.
Just Joni ☮️ @j_cianciolo
16K Followers 10K Following I am seriously not sure about how any of this works. “We had a horrible plague followed by two years of CoVid” ~ Joe Biden. #Resist #VoteBlue #metoo #LGBTQally
Freedom Online Coalit.. @FO_Coalition
5K Followers 280 Following The Freedom Online Coalition is an intergovernmental coalition committed to advancing Internet freedom worldwide #FOC RT ≠ endorsement
Molly Bloom @ImMollyBloom
19K Followers 765 Following Writing,speaking, building things and raising a human. Host of Torched, Author of Molly’s Game
@PongoPocahontas @Deiloh @JohnFugelsang Nope, she's absolutely right. What has caused more suffering and death than organized religion? Nothing.
Aaron Rodgers? Hurt on Monday Night Football. Nick Chubb? Hurt on Monday Night Football. Roger Goodell might hate Mondays more than Garfield.
@AllProLines How is it that the MNF theme song isn’t sung by Boomtown Rats?
Someone needs to tell Casey DeSantis that Ron picking up their kids while she was “battling cancer” isn’t special or heroic. He’s their fucking father. That’s the bare minimum he should be doing.
Anybody who thinks you can like both a cross and a confederate flag hasn't really thought much about what either symbol means.
HEY, HERE’S AN IDEA, WHAT IF, Now just hear me out, WHAT IF WE JUST GOT RID OF THE PITCH CLOCK 😃
@Travistritt Hey Travis, do you get drunk if somebody else drinks a beer? 🙄 Please explain how somebody who isn’t you drinking a Bud Light is a threat to your mediocre existence, especially when this is you
The Lady Eagles pull away late and defeat Muncy 41-33 in girls D4 basketball and will face the NE Bradford/Canton winner later this week.
@aidan_dugan91 @NickAdamsinUSA You're a Buffalo fan and you ate wings from Hooters? Turn in your Mafia card...and while we're at it, your man card for being shook over a straw.
@ksorbs Kevin Sorbo has been unemployed longer than Gen Z has been alive.
#CondenseAHistoricalEvent "Idiocracy" retroactively became a documentary
@ConSelfOwns Oh you mean free birth control and contraceptives which conservatives are also against passing in general.
@MarkHeHim @MLBONFOX This is my problem with people. You don’t want to evolve, why do we need to play like if it was the 1948? We have the tech in our hands.
I just received my 2nd Moderna booster vaccine, and I feel good! I am still going to wear my mask and keep my distance because the virus ain’t over, Fool! Grrr
Andrew Garfield texting the other Peter Parkers to see if Will Smith slapped Chris Rock in their universes too.
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