Spanky (idk era) @spankeye

if u were happy with ur life u wouldn’t be beefing on twitter Quebec Joined November 2020

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Spanky (idk era) @spankeye

2 days ago

@christweetsllc i gotta feed my faily bro

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2 days ago

another lore drop is that my mom later told me that this girl would “always have a special place is [her] heart” and that’s not even close to the worst thing my mother has said to me

Spanky (idk era) @spankeye

a week ago

definitely one of my craziest lore drops is that my first girlfriend tried to kill me with her bare hands

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2 days ago

@Variety “wealthiest woman in the world declares that advocating for our most vulnerable population is elitist”

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i found the KD Cream Soda at the IGA (u know i’m canada down) and i got so excited and i took it home and then i drank it. almost dropped that fucking can. this god forsaken bespoke soft drink. this beverage will never know a repeat customer. drink who’s never had a second date

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2 days ago

@yfcherries NO DONT DO IT GIRL ITS SO YUCKYYY

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2 days ago

i’m over 20k in debt from student loans but at least i don’t run a stan acc

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2 days ago

i might hate myself and want to kill myself but at least i don’t run a stan acc

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2 days ago

@skinofmyteeths the way im less of a bitch when somebody almost hits me w their car

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4 days ago

@wibblyballs ouu so close that’s nice that u wouldn’t even have to do more than 1 year probably it sounds like

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4 days ago

@wibblyballs damm :(( i hope u find a good way to be able to finish esp cuz u were so close!! school stuff is so stressful too sending u hug n kiss xoxo mwah mwah

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4 days ago

@Lylylimia dead lie because 80% of these are chicken nugget shape irl

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4 days ago

@wibblyballs that’s so real, i was like 2 classes short of graduating this year and im thinking ab going back to do just those 2 classes but its rly scary :s u can do it tho i know u can!! how much of ur bach were u able to finish b4?

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4 days ago

@tboyblues i’m 23 and it played every morning at all my schools growing up. we didn’t have to sing but we were supposed to stand. when i was in high school a lot of students would refuse to stand as a small, daily, silent protest

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5 days ago

@RightWingCope telling your daughter to say “i am covered by the blood of Jesus” because you can explain neither a simple halloween decoration nor exactly what happened to jesus to cause him to lose so much blood that it could cover a four year old

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5 days ago

@SherryPoppinsNY @swiftiexchiefs @platypusperrys mother

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5 days ago

@lysssssserrrr fr cuz where else would they have me charge the razor i use on my cooch

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5 days ago

@nagamanc3r lmao my sister’s old apt used to have the light switch outside the bathroom and her and her roommates used to turn the lights off on each other. pretty sure the design is for prank purposes