Steven Mike @spmike95
Joined August 2012-
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Me, writing an email: I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!
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Me: I’m dropping out Parents: Why?? Me: Couldn’t find parking
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“La Croix tastes like someone ate a fruit salad and then burped into your water bottle” 😂 I cried laughing reading these. collegehumor.com/post/7055319/1…
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When ur hanging out with friends but u have work tomorrow and ur not trying to be the lame one again but u also need ur 8 hours of sleep
I've never once wanted a cherry on top of my milkshake. Why is this a thing? #stop
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When you're extra af and have to get photos on your graduation day with your bestie at different schools 😭🎓❤
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It feels like I was a freshman in college yesterday. That's terrifying.
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I hate when fortune cookies just have weird proverbs like ok that's nice but how rich am I going to be when I grow up
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Already over this week and I haven't had my first class yet
Shoutout to my mom for locking herself out of the house last night when everyone else was already in bed.
It's 5am and in the time it took me to pee and wash my hands, 3 people came in to the bathroom to shower. Am I missing something here?
Whenever I'm stressed I just want to nap, but the more I nap the less time I have and the more stressed I get. #viciouscycle
The number of people that walk into my room and don't notice that I'm there sitting on my couch in the dark is alarmingly high...
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