Todd @squidbuzz

Not always lost, ok, mostly lost. Vancouver, WA Joined June 2024

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4 days ago

@ThatLARRYSHOW @GavinNewsom And we thank you for it. 🥳

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2 weeks ago

@WorldofOutlaws @ventura_raceway Awesome event last night!!

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2 weeks ago

@QShadowWalker How old is this??

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3 weeks ago

@BobMurphyEcon @OutFrontCNN Hell, I thought it was reported that China provided that.

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3 weeks ago

@adamcarolla Fuck them.

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4 weeks ago

@ThatLARRYSHOW Where’s the proof he got the vax? Could be a scam.

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No Context Brits @NoContextBrits

4 weeks ago

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Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸 @JustJenRX

4 weeks ago

The Babylon Bee 🐝 deserves an OSCAR for this depiction of who the LEFT is today!

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Angela McArdle @RealAngelaMc

4 weeks ago

It will not be good if the communists take the senate in November. Yes, there are Republican senators who "deserve it" but the rest of us do not deserve the communist agenda.

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Sir Chris Wilson - Alive but only in real life @SirChrisWilson

4 weeks ago

Public Service Announcement Important information concerning any vegetable matter you might be carrying

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4 weeks ago

@7Kulwicki92 @AOC @NYCMayor 🤣

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4 weeks ago

@GuntherEagleman They were hitting on each other and planning their secret rendezvous for later.

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4 weeks ago

@CollinRugg They were hitting on each other and planning their secret rendezvous for later.

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Professional racing driver Ollie Millroy thanks competitor Loek Hartog for saving his life after getting into a fiery crash over the weekend in China. Millroy says he'd be dead if Hartog hadn't jumped out of his car to pull him out of his burning car. "I am still alive tonight, entirely thanks to one man. Loek Hartog stopped instantly with no flag marshalls or fire crews in sight, and risked his own life to get me out of the car." "I don’t remember anything between 30 seconds before the crash and 1 hour after it, but I will remember his incredible act of bravery for the rest of my life..." "I’m laying here tonight with 5 broken ribs, broken collar bone, broken hand and finger and a bruised lung, but it could have been much worse." "Thank you Loek. I owe you my life for your selfless act today."

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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

a month ago

Sauron Insists He Only Tried To Enslave All Of Middle-Earth Because He Was Suffering From Postpartum Depression buff.ly/2Xkwpai

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Douglas MechArthur ☭⃠ @Kicksbuttson

a month ago

Remember that time a dude disguised as a police officer assassinated the only Minnesota state Dem who voted against welfare for illegal immigrants and told the cops that Tim Walz told him to do it?... That was wild, huh?

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Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt

2 months ago

This is fitting. Dolly Parton is American royalty. She easily could've been a billionaire, but she just kept giving away her money. She gave over $600M to charity, without any fanfare. When Gatlinburg got decimated by wildfires, she didn't give to an NPO...she paid $1,000 a month directly to families who lost their homes, totaling over $12M in direct cash aid to the victims. She also paid 100% of the tuition & books for the kids of any of her 11K employees. Dolly was the ultimate icon of American greatness: be great so you can do great. She simultaneously built a formidable business empire, and fostered a universally-beloved reputation that spans every clique in America. I've literally never heard a single disparaging word about Dolly from anyone. I know everyone will try to "claim" her for their pet political issue, or whatever...but she transcended politics and petty partisanship her entire life, and we should honor that now that God has called her home. She was just a genuine blessing to our country, and perhaps the best example of what an American should aspire to be. Faithful. Great. Prolific. Kind. Generous. Humble.

The Royal Family @RoyalFamily

2 months ago

Remembering the late, great Dolly, who brought joy, comfort and inspiration to so many - including the millions of children given free books through her Imagination Library. We will always ❤️ you.

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Sir Chris Wilson - Alive but only in real life @SirChrisWilson

2 months ago

Change my mind

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2 months ago

@monsterhunter45 Hey, have you seen this guys posts? Pure gold.

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2 months ago

Everyone warned me about the DMV. "Bring a book," they said. "Bring two books. Bring a sleeping bag and a will to live." My coworker saw me packing documents in triplicate and laughed at me openly, the way Americans laugh at you, with their whole face. I prepared for the DMV