syd @squidneydc

Certified Mathemagician Joined April 2015

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syd @squidneydc

9 months ago

I just get on Twitter every few months to see y’all’s wild ass tweets. I swear some of them should just stay thoughts. No need to bring them to light🤣

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syd @squidneydc

a year ago

I don’t tend to lean “conspiracy theorist” but the more crazy stuff that happens, the more I’m starting to lean “conspiracy theorist.”

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This is a huge day for @X. My documentary, Cancer: A Food-Borne Illness, is finally here. It is only on this platform that I am able to release a film that challenges big food conglomerates and mainstream health claims without fear of censorship. Here is the story of how I, an…

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syd @squidneydc

2 years ago

Nothing like a bunch of snow to show me how unnecessary my job is and just how necessary Jaasiel’s job is😂

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syd @squidneydc

2 years ago

One of my students from last semester came by my office yesterday on our first day back. He just wanted to tell me he enjoyed my class and that thing he liked the most is that it was very easy to get help whenever he needed it. That’s literally the best compliment ever to me.

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syd @squidneydc

2 years ago

There’s something about being in a comfortable long term relationship/soon-to-be marriage that makes me think of having children at least 10 times a day. Is this what being a 25 year old woman is like?

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syd @squidneydc

2 years ago

I logged into my old Tumblr for the first time in years and it’s honestly like an internet time capsule for the years of 2012ish-2017. Kinda miss how simple the internet was back then.

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Julien Baker @julienrbaker

2 years ago

jokes on david every chord I play pleases the Lord

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syd @squidneydc

2 years ago

Back on the bird app I guess

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syd @squidneydc

3 years ago

Yellowstone has really got to be one of the best shows ever created. If nothing else, it’s one of my favorite shows.

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syd @squidneydc

3 years ago

One of my students couldn’t meet with me because she had a meeting with her producer. If that doesn’t tell you that all my students are cooler than me then I don’t know what will😂

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syd @squidneydc

3 years ago

Some people want “F**** you” money but one day I want “leave me alone” acreage.

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syd @squidneydc

3 years ago

Today one of my college students laughed because an asset to a problem I was doing was 4.69. I, the adultier adult in the room, should have been able to ignore it....but I couldn’t hold it together.

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syd @squidneydc

3 years ago

I’ve officially been a member of the mathematics faculty at a university for 10 days. Still feels so surreal.

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syd @squidneydc

3 years ago

I will never understand HOAs and codes and all that. I might look at someone’s property and think “dang that would look better if they did (xyz thing),” but at the end of the day that’s their business because it’s their property to do with as they wish.

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Washed Up Emo @washedupemo

3 years ago

This bellwether of an album turns 21 today. (7/24/01)

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syd @squidneydc

3 years ago

Handling a lot of adulting things lately for something really exciting and I’m constantly having to emphasize to people that yes, my boyfriend has two last names, and no the first one is not his middle name