Steph @srcphd
hey everybody shut up Joined October 2014-
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Me when I heave my oily, pink carcass off of a handsome young gigolo so I can tweet about how excited I am about a war that I am too frail and too far away to fight in:
Me when I heave my oily, pink carcass off of a handsome young gigolo so I can tweet about how excited I am about a war that I am too frail and too far away to fight in:
Normalize saying “SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH” to children.
A single image of Mr. Ed is more powerful than entire seasons of television made today
“the average CEO reads 52 books a year” yeah bc they don’t have a JOB
Macaw going for a ride
Oh my god that is so cunty lmao
Oh my god that is so cunty lmao
These kids look like they're going to sing about pick pocketing.
These kids look like they're going to sing about pick pocketing.
I’m sorry but paying for gay porn with Republican contributions is a next-level, once-in-a-lifetime STUNT. Unfortunately, she remains mother bitch diva supreme.
Sex is just something I love to have
A sloth enjoying the ride.
Stygian Owl have reflective discs that give their eyes a vivid red appearance when exposed to daylight. 📸Claudio Eigi Iwasaki
These are the “overcoming disability” stories we need more of.
These are the “overcoming disability” stories we need more of.
Can’t wait to finally fuck for the first time!
Me seeing a child:
this has Tim Robinson written all over it
this has Tim Robinson written all over it
i believe i am the only man on earth who has the abilit y to transform into the diabolically dark and twisted singer/songwriter Chris Gaines
Texas heard SB888 yesterday, an anti-trans bill targeting doctors caring for trans youth. After one person spoke, the chair then read off the names of 3 people to speak next... And just... Watch... God I love Gen Z💀
There’s a line at the dildo store AGAIN!

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