StormieWho? @stormiewho
29. Mama to three. Married. Kind of a raging bitch. Twitter is my place to rant, complain, and share my days. Book & video game nerd. Cannamom. Super awkward. Colorado Joined May 2019-
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Zoo day was a good day. Don't mind my kid talking directly into my phone while I was recording otters eating crawfish
So it may not have been a full Sunday reset today, but I did get ALL the laundry done today, including folding & putting away. I need a lil treat now.
I think I need a 2 hour cry & 3 hour nap. That will surely fix me 💀 oh, & an iced coffee, a snickers bar & some Chinese takeout!
good.. stop hitting on us then, weirdos.
good.. stop hitting on us then, weirdos.
Boy, this weekend has been long af with no breaks 🥲 tomorrow is a zoo day, though, since oldest doesn't have school & hubby is off work!
They used to be, but let's not talk about that 🥲
They used to be, but let's not talk about that 🥲
41 when my oldest turns 18. 45 when my youngest turns 18.
41 when my oldest turns 18. 45 when my youngest turns 18.
I'm only doing Flora's bc she's my fave lol but I'm obsessed
I'm only doing Flora's bc she's my fave lol but I'm obsessed https://t.co/rtQob86Y57
Y'all can talk your shit for this, lmao, but I think the best sauce to dip sweet potato fries in is bbq.
Don’t cheat. Post the last pic you took of yourself. School pick up yesterday
I will scream from the rooftops how proud I am of myself for creating amazing bonds with my children. Let them need me for as long as I'm alive Idc. Because at the end of the day, as long as they know they can come to their mom for any & everything, then I know I did my job right
I will scream from the rooftops how proud I am of myself for creating amazing bonds with my children. Let them need me for as long as I'm alive Idc. Because at the end of the day, as long as they know they can come to their mom for any & everything, then I know I did my job right
I need these! They literally symbolize my name 😂
I need these! They literally symbolize my name 😂
I cried like a fucking baby watching the tow truck drive off with it.
I cried like a fucking baby watching the tow truck drive off with it.
I think I'm gonna whip out the hair straightener today & flat iron my hair, trim the back & give myself bangs. I just want cute hair that doesn't look like a funky grown out buzz cut. 🙃
In the morning, we are selling the car that we brought all three kids home from the hospital in. I'm very much an emotional wreck over this 😪
I kept the kids up late tonight since oldest has testing at school tomorrow & doesn't go in until later in the morning. They all fell asleep within 15 minutes of laying down 🥹
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if a man ever looked at me like this and chefs kissed me?????? ya im getting him pregnant
I wasn’t expecting any deliveries today but I opened a package and found this 🥺 my dad & stepmom had this made for S 😭 it’s so cute
Chocolate filled with a ground pistachio, honey, and ritz because I’m too poor for fancy pistachio spread.
i’ll delete this soon but everyone else is sharing their kids on main and i want to share one of mine bc yall haven’t seen her in awhile but look how big your niece is 🥹
Use this tweet as an excuse to show your appreciation for my nails
girl lunch ✨ this was difficult af to hold💀😂
First met. We made it, not I but We. I love you all.
the facial expressions on each of them took me clean out💀🤣
LOL Eliza : biblical Malakai: biblical Eevie: pokemon (We call her eves so kinda biblical?)
Resigned my lease and my rent is going down by $100 can I get a hell yeah brother
people complain about ipad kids but also complain when they see a kid existing outside. parents really can’t win.
Received a letter from the HOA today that said my son riding his scooter in the cul de sac in front of our house is a nuisance and needs to stop. So, you know he and I are gonna be out there riding every fucking day! 🖕🏻
Happy Tuesday my baby spawns 🧡 It’s T-Mobile tuesday!!🩷
Came to crack these babies with my mom 😍
Why are we like this 💀 @thr0neofass @babyyyluvv
Seeing this representation is just so cool to me 🥺
alia bhatt wearing a custom sabyasachi saree for the met gala 2024 — it is detailed with florals delicately hand embroidered! 💕
Last selfie 🖤😈
Officially passed my first course for this mf M.Ed!!! Can we get a “fuck yeah” in the chat. 😤🙌🏻
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