Stuart Taylor - M5ST @stuartttaylor

Divergent Thinker, tinkerer, technologist, agent provocateur. Non Neurotypical. cis. He / Him / His Lancashire, United Kingdom Joined February 2011

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Stuart Taylor - M5ST @stuartttaylor

2 years ago

[PCBway] The 12th shared coupon's amount is the largest - Fast, some; slow, none. ~ pcbway.com/member/getshar…

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Stuart Taylor - M5ST @stuartttaylor

3 years ago

Dicovered ths last night. I've wanted something like this so many times when writing documentation for peeps who may not be that skilled: github.com/charmbracelet/…

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LibbyMBC @LibbyMbc

3 years ago

The worst thing about terminal cancer, terminal anything maybe, is the loneliness. It's the way so many people walk away. They didn't sign up for this. You're too sad now. They'd be too sad when you died if they are close to you. They go on with their lives and you stand still.

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Stuart Taylor - M5ST @stuartttaylor

3 years ago

Companies that say "available for next day collection", and you order on Thursday, to discover "Next Day" is some internal calendar, not the actual next day. I've been fair, I've waited until Saturday, but nope "might be Monday" is the advice. I'm looking at you @ToolstationUK

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Stuart Taylor - M5ST @stuartttaylor

3 years ago

Oh no @asda this is definitely too early. Absolute piss take. Put them away, and bring them back out after Halloween. Ffs

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3 years ago

In a meeting and someone said "I used to work in the cloud team at the Met office" 😂😂

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Stuart Taylor - M5ST @stuartttaylor

3 years ago

I was reminded of the time I traveled for 9 hours to attend an "effective time management" course. I'd just checked into the hotel (that was undergoing renovations and had no restaurant or bar available) when they telephoned me. The course was cancelled.

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Stuart Taylor - M5ST @stuartttaylor

3 years ago

I've heard the song, birds do it, bees do it... But I've never actually witnessed bees doing it.... Until just now 0.o

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4 years ago

If you're applying for a role in software testing and you used the phrase: "I have a keen eye for detail" You should probably double check your speelings..... #justsaying

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Marli Mesibov @marsinthestars

4 years ago

It's funny because it's true. By "agile" you mean "Waterfall in sprints"

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Stuart Taylor - M5ST @stuartttaylor

4 years ago

Yo @bencollier. The 1896 book, The Fog of War by Sir Lonsdale Augustus Hale, describes "the state of ignorance in which commanders frequently find themselves as regards the real strength and position" I'm drawing analogies with Incident Management. The fog of incidents?

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Nazan Fennell @LiveInHope13

4 years ago

#hopefennell, my daughter 💔 was dragged underneath the lorry become trapped 4 over 20 minutes despite attempts to save her she was declared dead @ the scene driver of the lorry Darren Foster was later found to b on his phone #texting gf in heated argument #Police discovered 1\2

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Stuart Taylor - M5ST @stuartttaylor

4 years ago

Hmmm.... What's wrong with this picture 🤔

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4 years ago

May I please get two followers to copy and repost this tweet? I’m trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. #SuicidePrevention US 1-800-273-8255 #Samaritans UK 116 123 Just two. Any two. Copy. Not retweet.