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The pineapples taste so much better here! #hawaii
In college when I was drunk i'd forget how to sit!
If you can't fix it with a hammer...you have an electrical problem.
500M is awesome!
Too much foghorn? I never knew there was such a thing....
once you go foghorn, you never go back ... *foghorn* !!
I need to buy a firefighter jacket....that's all I've been doing today...puttin' fires out!
fine...I'm going to route to myself....I'm the only router I trust... *foghorn*
So I went to the mini-bar.....and there was alcohol there......so I forgot what I went there for....
Can I put you guys on mute for a minute, I really have to pee
As far as I'm concerned, there isn't a light anymore.......just darkness
I have Norton Security for my phone.....I'm good
If we're hunting Unicorns...count me in!
I wanna fart rainbows!
for the love of GOD...stop blinking!
You can't explain that....
Look how clean the street is, I could roll around in it!
...beacuse this RAID 0 config always seems to screw me somehow.
In the Wizard of Oz....where does the Red Brick Road go?
Don't tweet that.