s @suffering_sam

philly Joined March 2014

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3 hours ago

brandon: i distinctly remember there was a period of time that me and my brother would be allowed to spend a few minutes a day with a big ass jawbreaker before it would get taken away and put in the fridge for the next day me: you had GOVERNMENT RATIONED JAWBREAKER TIME?

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a day ago

i’m actively still in training and i’m coaching someone else why does this feel like a repeat of every other job i’ve had

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2 days ago

wtf dawg

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out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee

3 days ago

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3 days ago

why is everybody getting engaged or buying a house or having children lately. how are u doing it in this economy????? in this political climate?????? at our young age????? dawg i’m still tryna figure out what i wanna be when i grow up

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a week ago

guys i think im officially in the throws of adulthood. i woke up at 5:45am today to go to the gym before work. won’t be home till 6pm and all my meals for the day r already prepped. is this what life becomes after you turn 25.

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2 weeks ago

i always get the ticket i want idk what it is but ALWAYS

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2 weeks ago

He was a father and a husband.

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2 weeks ago

yashfa the type of person to get the word harbinger tattooed on her bc she thought it looked cool

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3 weeks ago

got robbed yesterday. allowed some random man to take my Donut cause he looked and sounded like a kid that beat me up at a previous job and i was scared he had come back to find me.

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3 weeks ago

every morning i wake up.

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4 weeks ago

guy at work introducing himself: hi guys i’m ty im boring im just letting yall know im boring as hell

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a month ago

neha: i may be from upper darby but YOURE FROM BROOMALL!!! YOUR FROM BROOMAALL! SHE HAS THIS REALLY THICK BLACCENT BUT YOUVE NEVER STEPPED OUT OF BROMALL!! THATS WHAT GETS ME YOURE FROM BROOMALL!!!!

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a month ago

i passed my last exam yall im no longer in jeopardy of being fired

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a month ago

me: as much as i want a bike (motorcycle), i REALLY want a golf cart

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miller @luminollowlife

a month ago

for someone with a job i text back with the speed of someone unemployed

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a year ago

i am single-handedly bringing back house parties for the sole purpose of reviving the casual dating scene. dating apps are soulless. i need to meet the loml at a mediocre house party full of strangers and friends of friends of friends that ill never see again.