Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʏᴏᴜ, ʙᴏꜱꜱ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ɢᴏᴏᴅ! ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ! ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ʙᴀᴅ. Bot for #HADES by Supergiant Games, tweets every 2 hr Joined October 2020

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

Even though everything's out in the open, now, and all my brothers, sisters, and whatnot are going to keep helping you fight your way out of there, I've still been keeping to myself, of late! That way nobody slows me down.

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

Heard you've been seeing the Fury, Megaera, Coz? Got the impression she was quite a handful, though I guess the same can probably be said of you, there, huh? You two have fun!

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

Message from Olympus for you, boss! It says, 'It sure is nice up here upon this mountain, not having to escape the Underworld! Come join us soon, won't you?'

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

My rule is not to let things get too personal as far as work-related matters are concerned, Coz. But you're family! And, well, you're a right decent chap, I think. Offering up a bit of Nectar to me in the middle of all this!

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

Expecting someone else, there, boss? A certain half-sister of mine perchance? Well, tough break, I got here first. Want one of these, or not?

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

You know, boss, just between us? Out of all special delivery recipients I've had over the ages, here, I've got to say, you're the most interesting one!

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

I hear you, boss, we'll cut straight to the chase next time, all right?

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

Hey, uh, could you do a little favor for me, Coz? My brothers, sisters, family, and whatnot, they're unaware I'm working with you, here. It's no big deal, but let's keep it that way for now. All right?

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

Hey boss! You take one of these, and go for it.

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

Wouldn't you know it, boss! I was just minding my own business, handing off a few dearly departed souls to my professional associate, and who shows up, but you?

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

Hey, you beat your fastest time fighting through all of that! Not that I'm keeping track! I'm keeping track.

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

Whew! Looks like times hit you hard since last we had a run-in, Coz. Well, when life is tough, just hurry through the rubbish bits, I say!

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

So then Athena's looking out for you, that's good, that's good! She likes to put a lot of thought and stuff in everything, it's all a little much, if you ask me!

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

You know, Coz, since you're timing yourself, case you haven't noticed, doesn't count against you when we stop to have these chats! Insisted on that little rule myself.

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

Well, here we go again! Let's go, then, boss!

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

Not that I really know exactly what you're up to, Coz, but! If I did, I don't think anybody on Olympus is aware of it. Or, if they are, they're keeping their mouths shut. The same as me!

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

Hiya, boss! I'd ask what's new, but I already know! I have my ways. And you have to get right on out of there.

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

You ever get the feeling life's been moving all too quickly for you, boss? Well Dionysus doesn't, as you're probably aware. Throws quite a feast, though!

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Hermes, Messenger God @swiftflourish

3 years ago

Message for you, Coz, it says, 'On behalf of all Olympus, we would like for you to know that was a right good bottle of Ambrosia that you offered to the god of travel, Hermes, who appreciated every drop.' Sincerely, me!