🐜💜 @swiftlikeninjas

Wife, Mother, Ant. 4CD#8740 🐜💜 Joined March 2010

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🐜💜 @swiftlikeninjas

4 years ago

I’ve made a decision. Which ever child was the most difficult to raise, will be the one to take care of me and change my diapers when I’m old. 😂

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Anyone want a dog that whines constantly and barks at everything? No?? What if I told you he also takes his food out of the bowl and eats it off the floor? Still no? Hm.. oh! He’s also terrified of the vacuum! Still no takers? Dang. Guess I’ll keep him then 😂

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🐜💜 @swiftlikeninjas

4 years ago

Sabrina and I, discussing how I think I have some sort of sensitivity to eggs- S- I don’t think so. Maybe you’re dairy-phobic? What’s it called?? Me- ......lactose intolerant? No. S- I like dairy-phobic better.

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🐜💜 @swiftlikeninjas

4 years ago

I’m a bossy know-it-all and if you don’t like that, I will tell you where to go 😏

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🐜💜 @swiftlikeninjas

4 years ago

I just saw a spider in the bathroom and I’m not sure where it went... so I can never go in there again. 😑

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🐜💜 @swiftlikeninjas

5 years ago

This is weird BUT.. do you ever think to yourself “gee, I haven’t seen a spider in my house for a while?” & then you SEE A SPIDER shortly after? Maybe I’m some sort of arachnid psychic 🤔

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🐜💜 @swiftlikeninjas

5 years ago

My teen daughter said to me: “I have cramps, and looking at your face makes me so mad” I don’t know whether to slap or hug her 🤔 (Disclaimer for any Karens out there... I’m kidding. I’d confiscate her phone way before I’d ever truly consider slapping her)

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Chuck Staton @DiscountChuck

5 years ago

Yes. This. It needs to happen.

KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith

5 years ago

Yes. This. It needs to happen.

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Donovan 4CD #8693🐜 @DonovanTESD

5 years ago

#BradyTESD is trending in sports

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Jen Jeni 💜Happy Jimtober!💜🐜 #7278 @MsNyx

5 years ago

if you add up the days the #TESD guys were born it equals 44 which is how young @TomBrady will be this year, it's a sign he should be on @TellEmSteveDave 😂🤣🐜 #BradyTESD