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Me: would you like to do your hw now or later before bed? 7yo: later Me: why? Your brain works better when it’s late and you’re tired? 7yo: my brain needs rest right now. It’s needs food.

7yo: today, i saw old ppl but they were not real. the ppl were dead. dh: huh? me: where you see this? 7yo: in class me: like ... on tv? 7yo: yea 7yo: the ppl were in a cabin and there was just a desk me: is this like someone playing someone who died already? 7yo: yea me: ok...

dh: so do you talk to s? 7yo: yes dh: oh? what do you talk about? 7yo: we talk about our lives. like what we're going to be when we grow up... me: wow! that's deep! daddy only talks about what's for dinner with his friends

7yo: what are we going to donate for the donation event this weekend? dh: i dunno 7yo: donate your containers! dh: no! you can't donate my containers! 5yo: donate 哥哥!

7yo: yay! i am sooooo happy! 7yo: my dream came true! me: what dream is that? 7yo: a new bigger water bottle! #simplethings

me: aw 😍 so cute! me: where you learn to be so cute? 4yo: i watch youtube

me: are u going back to 🇹🇼? dh: probably not. 4yo: i wanna go to 🇹🇼 !!! me: u can't me: are you 🇹🇼 nese? 4yo: yes! 4yo: i watch peppa 🐷! 4yo: chinese peppa 🐷!

4yo: watch this! 4yo: i put the food in my mouth and it's gone! 4yo: magic! #toddlermagic

6yo: i'll leave it on the table dh: food will get cold 6yo: i'm making her cereal 6yo: but we have no more milk, so no milk dh: cereal?!! if that's what you're making, y you need to wake up so early?!

6yo: mommy! for mother's day, i'm going to wake up early to make you breakfast! me: aw that's sweet 6yo: i'm going to make it at 4am dh: 4am?! that's too early. 6yo: then 3am! dh: uh... mommy's not going to want to wake up early

6yo: i don't want to go for that long me: then how long? 6yo: 4 days me: 4 days?!!! do you know how far asia is? takes half a day to get there and you have to quarantine for 14 days

me: are you going to miss me when you go back to asia? 6yo: don't worry. i have your picture on my wallpaper me: yea, but you won't see me for two months! 6yo: what?! two months?!

爺爺： baby, who's your best friend? 4yo: you are! 6yo: how about me?! i'm sad that i'm not your best friend :( 4yo: rock paper scissors for it! 4yo: ok, you have to be rock!

dh: oh baby's asleep now 6yo: he's at 0 percent me: yea. he's charging now. how about you? 6yo: i only need 5 minutes to upgrade me: that's it?! ok, u should update now then. <30 seconds passes> 6yo: i'm done! i'm 💯 now! me: wow that's amazing...

4yo: here's my new house! 4yo: got water. a table. tv. chair. 6yo: omg! when are you going to stop changing your house?! i don't want to go to a new place everyday. 4yo: last time! 6yo: i think i'll just build my own house

dh: good job baby! you know math! 6yo: ok baby, if there's 5 mochis and we eat 3, how many is left? 4yo: there's still a lot left! i show you! in the fridge!

4yo: there's 3 mochis 4yo: i eat one, there's 2 left dh: what if i eat one too? 4yo: then there's one left 4yo: and i eat that tomorrow and there's no more. and then we can recycle ♻️!

6yo: mommy, sleep with us! me: my bed is in my bedroom 6yo: you can sleep with us still me: daddy will miss me 4yo: daddy can sleep with us too 6yo: i wished i was your daddy, so i can sleep with you every night

6yo: mommy, i scanned you onto my phone 6yo: this way when you're busy, i can just kiss you on the phone! me: aw ❤️ how sweet

4yo: mommy, can i have a snack? me: ask your babysitter. 4yo: daddy said to get it yourself me: what kind of babysitter is that? 6yo: diy