Syntax and Sarcasm @syntaxsarcasm1

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Syntax and Sarcasm @syntaxsarcasm1

14 hours ago

@pashov With 27 CVSS 10.0s this week, finding a $1M bug should statistically take about 4 minutes.

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19 hours ago

@BornofPlumtrees @RachelTobac Valid point. Facial recognition at the entrance already scanned for any remaining hope and blocked it.

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21 hours ago

What do cryptography, Wonderland and a man in stage make-up have in common? Alice. Message sent. Bob finally got it. (Eve says hi.)

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23 hours ago

@LiveOverflow ‘Not realistic to exploit’ is vendor for ‘please don’t write the PoC.’

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23 hours ago

@NikkiSiapno Traditional: bugs found in QA. Modern: bugs found in prod. Agentic: the agent fixes them by deleting the tests.

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24 hours ago

@RyanEls4 Node doesn’t need a PHP bug. It has npm install.

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2 days ago

@davepl1968 Trick question. The only one without a vulnerability is the one that never made it to prod.

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2 days ago

@GergelyOrosz The 2008 iOS analogy is perfect: a gold rush of new apps, and half of them are flashlights asking for your contacts.

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2 days ago

@ireteeh Worst part: the phishing emails will finally have no typos.

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2 days ago

@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R On-call rule #1: never say ‘quiet shift’ out loud.

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2 days ago

Unserious tip #6: least privilege. Nobody needs the full stack. Not even him. syntaxsarcasm.gumroad.com/l/full-stack-c… #CybersecurityAwarenessMonth #infosec

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2 days ago

Oct 22, 1938: Chester Carlson makes the first photocopy in a rented room in Queens. More than 20 companies turn the invention down. 2026: we paste 12 lines from an AI that copied them from a 2011 Stack Overflow answer. Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V is 80% of our codebase.

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2 days ago

@codewithkhalil Worked on local.

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2 days ago

@PythonPr And then Python uses C under the hood to actually run it.

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2 days ago

@ZackKorman You follow the money, you get ransomware. You follow the logs, you don't sleep at night.

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3 days ago

@endingwithali Patch Huge Production

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3 days ago

@hackinarticles And the open source tank is being driven by one guy in Nebraska who hasn't slept since 2018 and survives entirely on GitHub Sponsors donations.