𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 @tailfloof

50% skunk, 50% cow, 100% your new soft mom | 31 | she/her | Profile pic and header by @AnimeClipart and @UndyingSong Nashville(ish), TN Joined June 2013

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𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 @tailfloof

3 weeks ago

Born too late for affordable housing and education Born too early for gene editing to make people into their fursonas Born just in time to remember 9/11 but think it was an action movie our teacher decided to put on for us in the third grade for some reason

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𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 @tailfloof

a month ago

Who had a better glow-up in the past 100 years: witches or werewolves?

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𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 @tailfloof

2 months ago

Anyone else feel like all this ICE and martial law stuff is literally just to get people to stop talking about the Epstein list long enough to forget it? Like, dude is going full dictator to get people to forget he spent decades abusing kids

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𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 @tailfloof

2 months ago

Hey Google I was just trying to figure out why they're called "12", you don't gotta call me a pedophile, wtf

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𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 @tailfloof

2 months ago

newschannel5.com/news/tenn-appr… I see somebody forgot how often Nashville floods. Thank goodness those cars are well-known for not having any problems related to getting wet and won't be operating in an enclosed environment that's difficult to escape in the event of an emergency.

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𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 @tailfloof

2 months ago

Gonna start a nonprofit where I go door to door offering free mold check/treatment and carbon monoxide detector battery replacement for public figures who are clearly not mentally well (you know the ones)

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𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 @tailfloof

2 months ago

So our homophobic, racist, animal-abuse-defending, rape apologist mayor is going to be attending a formal function we're having at work. How do I make her as uncomfortable as possible while still staying professional?

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𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 @tailfloof

3 months ago

Oh no, twink death finally hit Ben Shapiro, RIP his one redeeming quality

Ben Shapiro @benshapiro

3 months ago

Oh no, twink death finally hit Ben Shapiro, RIP his one redeeming quality

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𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 @tailfloof

3 months ago

Sliding a silver candlestick across the counter at a convenience store and telling the cashier I want however many powerball tickets that will get me

unusual_whales @unusual_whales

3 months ago

Sliding a silver candlestick across the counter at a convenience store and telling the cashier I want however many powerball tickets that will get me

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𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 @tailfloof

3 months ago

Are vegans allowed to buy stuff made out of plastic? Plastic is made out of oil and oil is made out of old dead squished dinosaurs, so plastic is technically an animal product. Like, if wool isn't okay, something the animal has to die to make definitely seems off-limits.

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𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 @tailfloof

3 months ago

Every time I see one of those ridiculous massive trucks that's absolutely spotless because it's never used for truck things I just assume the driver's "villain origin story" is not getting one of these for Christmas as a kid

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𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 @tailfloof

3 months ago

Why is nobody talking about how Wario's missing ass was given to the cow in Mario Kart World? She is absolutely caked up

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𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 @tailfloof

4 months ago

What if Light got the Death Note, but nothing about it was explained to him at all, so he just went "oh hey cool notebook" and wrote his name on the first page thinking "now if I lose it people will know who to give it back to"

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𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 @tailfloof

4 months ago

Why the hell is Mayor McCheese talking about a multi-billion dollar missile defense system when, to the best of my knowledge, literally nobody has ever in all of recorded history actually fired a single missile at the US??? This is literally some "volcano insurance" level bs