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So here's a thought: ISPs should only be allowed to charge you each day for the speed they actually provide. If I pay for 100M but today I'm only getting 30, I should only be paying for 30. After all if I order 100 widgets and you only deliver 30, I don't pay you for 100 widgets.
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I have read a library's worth of apocalyptic science fiction over the years and not one author had a chapter about the onslaught of VPN requests.
Whenever I have to engage the help of a vendor support team, it's like the opening shot in a race. I feel like if I beat them to a solution, I win.
Was digging through some old notes and found this server naming scheme, which I abandoned because we have offices which experience many of these conditions: Maelstrom Typhoon Hurricane Tsunami Vortex Whirlwind Cyclone Tempest Tornado Monsoon Sandstorm You get the idea.
Leave it to my brother-in-law to also have a Shade 12 welder's helmet in the garage. Bring it on, eclipse!
My brother-in-law says he wants to sell all this but I keep catching him in his garage playing Asteroids.
"Save as really crappy HTML that only Word will ever render properly" probably didn't fit on a hover tag.
Now iPhone fans, whose friends have long since tired of hearing it, can tell their iPhones how much they love their iPhones. Progress!
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