Samantha H Porter @tartanandthyme

Content & social media strategist in Toronto. Currently @ SOS Design Inc. Queen's BAH. Edinburgh MSc. Loves: tea, travel, craft beer, good food & my cat. tartanandthy.me Toronto, Canada Joined May 2009

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Samantha H Porter @tartanandthyme

3 years ago

Anyone else feel completely violated whenever the @earthsowncanada Spotify ad with the guy audibly chugging almond milk comes on? It seriously makes me gag every single time. 🤢 I don’t need to hear that. Who approved this? Please make it stop.

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Samantha H Porter @tartanandthyme

5 years ago

This is canon now.

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Samantha H Porter @tartanandthyme

5 years ago

Well, this was exactly the unexpected snippet of joy I needed today.

ArtNouveauDeco @NouveauDeco

5 years ago

Well, this was exactly the unexpected snippet of joy I needed today.

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Samantha H Porter @tartanandthyme

5 years ago

I haven’t actively used Twitter in so long that most of my feed is full of Scottish accounts that were relevant to my daily life when I lived there from 2011-2014. It makes me miss Edinburgh like absolute mad!

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Samantha H Porter @tartanandthyme

5 years ago

My mental health is currently at the stage of stopping mid-sentence on a Zoom call because a puppy appeared in a colleague’s frame and then literally bursting into tears because the surprise puppy was so adorable I couldn’t even cope. How are you doing today?

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Samantha H Porter @tartanandthyme

5 years ago

This thread is so real.

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Rosie Fletcher 🍂 @rosieatlarge

5 years ago

Love that JKR so cares about women that she wrote a book with a male protagonist, a male antagonist, a male best friend, a male mentor, a male nemesis, about twelve other male mentors, and a female best friend who mainly does his homework for him.

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Samantha H Porter @tartanandthyme

5 years ago

You can’t tell me she didn’t google her pen name... them.us/story/jk-rowli…

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Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet

5 years ago

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🤦‍♂️ Andrew James Carter @Carter_AndrewJ

5 years ago

Since JK Rowling has blocked any reply to this litany of half-truths and transphobic dogwhistles, I thought I'd catalogue them properly here:

J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling

5 years ago

Since JK Rowling has blocked any reply to this litany of half-truths and transphobic dogwhistles, I thought I'd catalogue them properly here:

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Samantha H Porter @tartanandthyme

5 years ago

I just need to make it EXTREMELY clear - as the lifelong HP fan that I am - that @jk_rowling’s comments of late are disgusting, dehumanizing vitriol and I do not stand for it. Trans women are women. Period. On that note: no, a period does not make a woman. Fuck right off JKR. 🙄

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Samantha H Porter @tartanandthyme

6 years ago

[ominous synth music plays] #StrangerThings

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Samantha H Porter @tartanandthyme

6 years ago

When your @cibc reward arrives before the CIBC Rewards shipment notification does. 🤣 Well done, @BestBuyCanada!

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Samantha H Porter @tartanandthyme

6 years ago

Really sad that no one turned up to the #metgala in Birkenstocks and socks with shorts and a hoodie with a bathing suit underneath (but make it fashion). #camp

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Samantha H Porter @tartanandthyme

7 years ago

I’m pretty sure tahini is my favourite food group.

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Samantha H Porter @tartanandthyme

8 years ago

LOL remember when I used to live in a place where flowers bloom in FEBRUARY?! Here in Canada I probably won’t even see grass until April.

Edinburgh Spotlight @edinspotlight

8 years ago

LOL remember when I used to live in a place where flowers bloom in FEBRUARY?! Here in Canada I probably won’t even see grass until April.

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Samantha H Porter @tartanandthyme

8 years ago

OMG his little tail! 🙈

Sath @satherax

8 years ago

OMG his little tail! 🙈

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Samantha H Porter @tartanandthyme

8 years ago

Getting trendy with @HootBusiness! #hootessentials #hootessentials

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Samantha H Porter @tartanandthyme

8 years ago

Shoutout to @HeyOrca for having the #280characters feature rolled out to their app in a matter of days.

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Samantha H Porter @tartanandthyme

8 years ago

What's this?! What's this? There's characters everywhere. What's this?!They make me stop and stare. What's this?! #280charcters all around I must be drrreeeaaaaammmmmmm *breathe* mmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn *breathe* nnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.