a @tchaikovskyeet

methinks, therefore, me am Joined November 2014

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Most ppl have standards for romantic partners and I have pretty average ones too. For example they have to be at least bilingual or willing to spend a lot of time practicing other languages because it’s part of my meticulously thought out learning plan for my children

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2 years ago

21 minutes of torture i can’t take for granted

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2 years ago

back hurt so bad i go nonverbal

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emily may @emilykmay

2 years ago

me: i really don’t think i struggle with depression also me: wakes up one day and for the first time in months is suddenly able to focus, make appointments I’ve been putting off for a year, CALL PEOPLE BACK WHO HAVE LEFT VOICEMAILS, and start jotting down a meal plan 😊😊😊

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2 years ago

shoutout to sparky

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curry queen @loookatmeimkiad

2 years ago

i want October to be extremely romantic

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2 years ago

watts riot in my blood

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clare @sadderlizards

2 years ago

source? i heard it in the trees

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2 years ago

see u a bum so u don’t understand

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2 years ago

there’s so much to write about amy winehouse ☹️

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2 years ago

raising canes sauce>>>

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2 years ago

i love when you count me out

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2 years ago

i would like to thank the baddest , ME

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Tylor R. @BiGTy33

2 years ago

@Benny_B_Henry @crazyclipsonly Doesn't mater all has to do with the owner. Just be a better dog owner and take the time to properly train your pets and you wont run into these issues but if your lazy than thats on you as a owner.....