Terence Parker @tcpman

#OneKey... the perfect example of how to insult your customer's intelligence and put a positive spin on the shitfest that is @Expedia & @hotelsdotcom 's new rewards program.

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Let me rephrase this for you HP. You meant: "we add chips to cartridges to prop up the prices, destroy the environment, and make sure that you maximise our profits by never buying ink elsewhere" - right? (Yes, I know they're not the only ones)

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Terence Parker @tcpman

2 years ago

As Cheung Chau celebrates the Bun Festival today, let's remember then-Home Affairs sec. Patrick Ho's gem of a comment in 2005: "We can hold the bun scramble all year round"... "can allow participants to grab cakes or dolls". Comforting to know HK officials were always clueless!

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Terence Parker @tcpman

3 years ago

With the passing of Jiang Zemin, this gem of a clip immediately comes to mind. If nothing else, Jiang was certainly more charismatic than the incumbent. youtu.be/5GIj2BVJS2A

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Terence Parker @tcpman

3 years ago

This appeared on my feed, and I can’t help but think of HK government press conferences. “nothing to see here”

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3 years ago

This appeared on my feed, and I can’t help but think of HK government press conferences. “nothing to see here”

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Terence Parker @tcpman

3 years ago

Two weeks now: still item #2 on TVB news. 🥱 I suppose the silver lining is it came before the daily Hunger Games gongs.

Terence Parker @tcpman

3 years ago

Two weeks now: still item #2 on TVB news. 🥱 I suppose the silver lining is it came before the daily Hunger Games gongs.

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Terence Parker @tcpman

3 years ago

What’s the point of “baby on board” stickers? Like, ‘oh you don’t have one?’ - so I can carelessly ram you then?

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Terence Parker @tcpman

3 years ago

Been a while since the anthem blunder in Incheon. As serious, disrespectful, careless, [insert adjective here] as it may have been: IT’S BEEN 10 DAYS. Why is it still headline news? Are we that insecure that a 10+ day childish tantrum is warranted? (Rhetorical question)

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Terence Parker @tcpman

3 years ago

The @qatarairways safety announcement is fun to watch… once, if a little cheesy. After four flights, I’m tempted to pull the emergency lever while still taxiing.

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Terence Parker @tcpman

3 years ago

It’s odd when non “favoured nation” passport holders clear @Gatwick_Airport immigration 10x faster than the poor sods from EU, EEA, USA, AUS. Or heaven forbid if you’re British and traveling with a child…!

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Terence Parker @tcpman

3 years ago

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3 years ago

If I hear the HKSAR 25th Anniversary single on the radio one more time, I’m buying myself some charcoal from Wellcome!

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Terence Parker @tcpman

3 years ago

As reported on hkitalk.net (and m.weibo.cn/status/4781756…) - China HSR schedules were recently updated to include 6 trains from West Kln to GZ East: matching the 6 daily China Rail connections to Hung Hom pre-Covid. Another sure sign. Through train will be missed :-(

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Terence Parker @tcpman

3 years ago

Ahhh... "World War Z", randomly airing again on HBO. Now *that's* a viral war. For heaven's sake, can HK media and Gov't stop referring to our pandemic as a war. 『疫情戰』... 戰你個死人頭!