(tech)Darko||Dan @techdarko
(he/him) Herder of cats, builder of security programs. Staff @hopeconf & @radiostatler. Ex-sib/tweep. Nerd/Hacker/Maker/Cocktail Fan @[email protected] San Francisco, CA Joined April 2008-
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Quick little wiggle wiggle
Someone got excited by the big button and went a little early lol Also, was the alert audio only in spanish for anyone else?
"Oh well, not like I haven't fucked it up already"
Anyone I follow who still needs a seat in a lifeboat, shoot me a DM for a BlueSky invite. They are coming pretty regularly now.
This is the greatest ad for public transit of all time.
I dress like you predict
For years, Topher Grace was depicted like he was a stuck-up asshole for not being besties with the rest of the That '70s Show cast, but guess who didn't write a letter in defense of a rapist this year...
Whelp, use caution on Market between 9th and 10th I guess...
Google searches for "gerontocracy" — oligarchical rule by the elderly — skyrocketed after Mitch McConnell froze during a press conference yesterday. theintercept.com/2023/07/27/ger…
So he literally asked someone to wipe his private server? Imagine being Hillary Clinton and just having to walk around all the time without constantly punching stuff.
I think you mean that an officer involved biting occurred
I think you mean that an officer involved biting occurred
you’re living in it, baby
While they want you to forget, remember: Unions work.
RIP Anis

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