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Ted @tedtalkingbear

Hi. The name is Ted. You're already pissing me the hell off. Joined July 2015
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Ted @tedtalkingbear

11 years ago

I'm sorry but Lil Wayne sucks ass.

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Ted @tedtalkingbear

11 years ago

@TriesenNora Fuck ya dog. Looks like it got a disease. Nasty ass mut.

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Ted @tedtalkingbear

11 years ago

Holyjesusfuckingchrist, did you guys notice that some of the people who did reviews of the movie never made a movie before?

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Ted @tedtalkingbear

11 years ago

Don't let the scene in my movie fool you guys... Tom Brady's still a cheater and has one nut and a small pecker.

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Ted @tedtalkingbear

11 years ago

Liam Neeson came back to my store this morning... Fuck.

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Ted @tedtalkingbear

11 years ago

I hate when you catch a hot chick out of the corner of your eye and then you look and it's a guy with a mustache riding a hippo.

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Ted @tedtalkingbear

11 years ago

I hope Ariana Granda get's pregnant by a black dude and he leaves forever.

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Ted @tedtalkingbear

11 years ago

@SharkWahlberg I drowned in a pussy deeper than the ocean you swim in fuck bag.

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Ted @tedtalkingbear

11 years ago

@SharkWahlberg I'll whoop your ass quicker than Micheal Jackson touched a kid when he saw him pooping. And that was quick.

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Ted @tedtalkingbear

11 years ago

Horny as shit right now. Time to tug on my boston tag.

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Ted @tedtalkingbear

11 years ago

@SharkWahlberg Your a bushy. A fucking hairy ass pussy.

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Ted @tedtalkingbear

11 years ago

I'm hilarious bitch.

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Ted @tedtalkingbear

11 years ago

I walk like a pedestrian and eat like a lesbian.

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Ted @tedtalkingbear

11 years ago

I follow random people for a follow back. Fuck off. Slut.

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Ted @tedtalkingbear

11 years ago

A relatively new one: Razorballs Damn... My balls itch cause they sharp as fuck.

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Ted @tedtalkingbear

11 years ago

A dinosaur just lured me in saying was my friend and then when I got close he wiped his ass with me. This has been a terrible week for me.

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Ted @tedtalkingbear

11 years ago

If you're reading this. Go check on me and your wife. Shit's probably going ⬇️.

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