shortest of all kings @tenderashell

24 || he/they || polite menace, aggressive sunshine, goblin king 🌈 občas docela cringefest who-the-hell-knows-where Joined February 2019

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shortest of all kings @tenderashell

2 years ago

and now for my next trick, I'm gonna cook this dehydrated tomato soup in the microwave!

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3 years ago

@BadKitty_31 @malypivo2 To chtěla moje máma taky, když byla těhotná se mnou - škoda že je to těm doktorům dost u prdele, co ta ženská chce 🙃 mamka k tomu měla i zdravotní predispozice a byla velká pravděpodobnost že to jinak než císařem nepůjde, i tak ji ale donutili to zkusit "přirozeně" 🤡

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3 years ago

blissful nonexistence

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shortest of all kings @tenderashell

3 years ago

I'd like my brain to stop trying to convince me that I'm the most disgusting pathetic useless horrible wretched uglyass thing ever created and no one will ever love me. like,,, we've had that talk already multiple times, pls stop

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3 years ago

ngl I'm really DISAPPOINTED by the lack of Slavic/European folklore inspired horror movies

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3 years ago

@beepbeepfvcker Jakože naši to nějakou chvíli potom sami vstřebávali, ale pak s tim byli ok,, třeba se ti to ještě nějak vyvrbi 🥺

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3 years ago

@beepbeepfvcker Jakože asi taky určitě pomohlo, že jim to v ty době moje sexuoložka nějak jakože vysvětlila, ale fr to bylo jen takový reassurance povídání na max 1 hodinu. Ale ngl nevěřil jsem nidky že by se tohle stalo ale je to tak 😭😭

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shortest of all kings @tenderashell

3 years ago

@beepbeepfvcker Moji rodiče s tim taky nebyli úplně ok, ale muj mindset v tu dobu byl takový že, je mi 19, mam hotovou školu co po mě chtěli, už si můžu dělat už co chci. A oni potom, co jsem to začal nějak aktivně řešit, udělali najednou úplných 180° a mame teď spolu lepší vztah než před tim

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Sera, bon vivant @seraphknights

3 years ago

he wants to be better but he doesn't know how... he's full of love he doesn't understand... he's surrounded by people who are ready to offer him kindness he has trouble accepting... he wants to be safe... he wants to find out who he is... he wants to be beautiful...

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3 years ago

All along the watchtower slaps every time, but it slaps especially hard when you're in your kitchen in the middle of the night

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Favfi @favouritefi

3 years ago

happily ever after

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3 years ago

@ggryphonxx Like literally why didn't they give him a burial on the sea?

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3 years ago

#ofmds2spoilers huh, so what exactly happened to all the important bits being on the right side of the body??

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3 years ago

@queerbluefae But have we like, though about the possibility that Ed actually didn't say anything like that and Stede just made that up on the spot so Izzy would help him? 🥺

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3 years ago

@unplsntdvrsns And later, when Izzy tried to thank Stede for something but Stede didn't want to listen, what if he was about to thank him for saving his crew? Saving ALL of his crew, not just the former Revenge crew? What then?

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shortest of all kings @tenderashell

3 years ago

I'm kinda tired of being mistreated by healthcare professionals

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𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten

3 years ago

How miserable. You're touch starved and touch repulsed? What are you? Written by Dostoevsky?

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shortest of all kings @tenderashell

3 years ago

Reálně je jedno co je to za školu, so far všechny na kterých jsem byl byly úplně to samý

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3 years ago

Mohly by se školní sekretářky jakože trochu uklidit? Ja od tebe potřebuju 1 razítko, ne voe bůhví co všechno, stop being mean?? "Jdete mimo pracovní dobu" ffs tvoje pracovní doba je doslova 30 minut denně během mojí hodiny, co mam jako dělat? Však tady stejně už jsi a sedíš tady?