Terpfanburner @terpfanburner
Terp enthusiast | mayor of college park | famous twitter personality | 6th year super senior | #mbc college park Joined August 2022-
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Tonight is drink 10 beers and go to the bar alone to watch college football night.
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Forever thankful the Tea app didn’t exist my freshman-sophomore year. These girls are fucking y’all up
I gotta start getting paid for this shit
Moved out on my own, start work tomorrow. Post grad life is treating me well! #fridgedox
If you weren’t already familiar, it’s too late. The Terps are here and they aren’t going anywhere. Malik Washington. Remember the name.
If you weren’t already familiar, it’s too late. The Terps are here and they aren’t going anywhere. Malik Washington. Remember the name.
Unstoppable force vs immovable object.
5 euro for a quesadilla and two beers at Taco Bell. America it’s time we have a conversation
Barcelona, tonight you are safe, tonight you are mine. #warning
First ever airport beer. God it tastes so good
She left me
She left me https://t.co/498IlNW2kC
Job offer secured, meat on the grill, ice cold beer. Can’t beat it with a stick
This thing has a serious fucking staring problem
So apparently today’s commencement speaker “Kermit the Frog” was not actually Kermit, but a puppet portraying Kermit… What other lies are being propagated by the university?
yall thought I was joking?
yall thought I was joking? https://t.co/nRHD5968QT
I just installed Jarvis on my costas
I’m meeting her parents today
I’m meeting her parents today
Nathan (LSU 4-1🐯De... @DrGolfguy
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Ralph “Ruptured Tes... @Ralph694206767
13 Followers 56 Following “Univ. of Nebraska ’69 🎓 | AGR & frat life 🍻 | Chiefs 🏈 & Royals ⚾ diehard | Nebraska 🌽 & Missouri roots | Still chasing good times & cold drinks. Fuck KU
Guillermo @flaccotop5
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Michael “Mike” Ox... @mikewhippits69
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Martin Burke @MartinBurke21
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Morgan “Fish” Mid... @MFMiddy
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Drewscreech @Drewskeeh
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Mr saturday night @mrsaturday69
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gay servant @GayServant
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Cyberbiker @Cyberbiker615
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Tom “Couillon” Co... @tomcouillon
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Roa @Next1ROA
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Nick Hutchinson @NickHut88491860
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Mags @magstoriches9
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Colonel Stickhead @sillysteppaxan
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Maalik "Double Bird" ... @MurphyBurner6
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Daddy Haslam, CPA @CPA_Doug69
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Thomas “Tommy” Ga... @FFTommyGavin
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Chad “IPA” Hoffma... @DropoutPending
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Mick “Mouse” McCo... @m1ckthem0use_07
31 Followers 121 Following Ex-XFL Football WR, UNC Chapel Hill Alum ‘19, Mango Cart Enthusiast, Rip Phi Delt ΦΔΘ, Part-Time Financial Accountant at Morgan Stanley
Richard "Dick" Smelli... @skibidydawg
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Glenny Creekwater Jr. @glenny628
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Brigham “Bringem”... @BeerAbsolutist
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Jared “the Bull” ... @bigbulljj
100 Followers 141 Following UK ΣΝ ‘98 🐱 | MAGA baby 🇺🇸 | Generational Hater 👨🎓 |#shrinkthegame
r @screenagerryan
321 Followers 2K Following r | 58 years young | former destiny enthusiast | #GoDawgs | @ryanscreenager
casey @bmore_cowboys
402 Followers 788 Following just here to share some thoughts about my favorite teams - orioles/ravens/ok state/terps
ren @ren_republic
450 Followers 271 Following miller lite | #millionaire | not affiliated with @millerlite alter ego is rendian “punjabi” miller
DannyAtlas5000 @D_Atlas7445
225 Followers 858 Following Just a guy Enjoying life ☀️🏝️🏖️🌊🕶️🍹. Best quote to live by-Live your life the way you want to leave your life🙌🏻🙌🏻.
Daddy Haslam, CPA @CPA_Doug69
9K Followers 1K Following Senator’s Son | Pierpoint Capital | Market Maker | Semi Pro Cranker | HOA Hater | Dixie Raised |
ren @ren_republic
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Tyler Lochte @tylerlochte
909 Followers 548 Following 🐢’25 | 🏈 @hypetymesports | ⚽️ @media_dmv | Former: @wmucsports | @nlsetv | @bigtenplus | @mdbaseballnet | lax show @umterps | @calverthall
Gary Goody @thegoodster_
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Mark O'Brien @markobbbb
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Alexander Newman @AlexNewman55
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Jon (Oil Rig) Party, ... @chattahoochee69
518 Followers 438 Following Doctor, Lawyer, Senators Son, B1G Football, Ball Knower, Watch guy, Catholic, Quickbooks Pro Advisor
Andre Jacobs @nattybohemians
89 Followers 51 Following Single Dad | Permanent 5th Year | Natty Bo Enthusiast | 2.182 Lifetime GPA | #mbc
BIG P, THE TIGER 🐅 @TheTigersBurner
549 Followers 452 Following unofficial burner of the mascot of @princeton | i go by big p | best univ in the USA 15 years running | posts NBA, NFL, NCAA, and Ivy League sports | SATIRE
Cʜᴜᴄᴋ ᴅᴏ�... @ChuckDouglas_
6K Followers 976 Following 20-ʏᴇᴀʀ NBA Fʀᴏɴᴛ Oғғɪᴄᴇ Exᴇᴄᴜᴛɪᴠᴇ...Fᴍʀ. A GM/Dɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴏғ Pʟᴀʏᴇʀ Pᴇʀsᴏɴɴᴇʟ,Dɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴏғ Sᴄᴏᴜᴛɪɴɢ/Hᴇᴀᴅ Sᴄᴏᴜᴛ, Wᴀsʜɪɴɢᴛᴏɴ Wɪᴢᴀʀᴅs, NBA.. 𝑼𝒏𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒚𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 🐢
Rob Reinhart @RealRobReinhart
5K Followers 543 Following Husband. Father. Marine Corps vet. Covering all-things sports. Auburn alum. All opinions are my own. Have a news tip? DM me!
Daniel “GropeGod”... @sircokesnorter
48 Followers 72 Following maryland 87’ | PHD in gender and fat studies | avid labatt enthusiast | pablo’s favorite dealer |
Ben Blaine @Bblaine18
184 Followers 640 Following
Uncle Jimbo @unclejimbo21
310 Followers 758 Following Kevin Willard’s #1 hater | Ravens | O’s | Terps | Derik Queen’s NBA team | UMD 01’ | #MBC
Thomas Yates @tboneyates18
344 Followers 2K Following UMD BIZ SCHOOL GRAD, GO TERPS🐢huge Washington Commanders fan #RAISEHAIL #NATITUDE DC sports‼️‼️
Daniel Foote @bigger_foote
252 Followers 764 Following Trey Mancini has won more World Series Titles than Aaron Judge #Birdland #HereWeGo #MarylandPride #LetsGoPens
Ben Strober @strobersports
1K Followers 782 Following @merrillcollege Alum🐢 | Producer: @1067thefan | Host of the Locked On Wizards Podcast @lockedonwizards
Brian @Brian_Melanson_
175 Followers 205 Following @merrillcollege. @wmucsports 📻 @bigtenplus 📺 @testudotimes ✍🏼. Prev: @yd_redsox
Maryland Sports Enjoy... @MD_Misfit
103 Followers 175 Following Stuck in a never-ending cycle of hope and heartbreak. Orioles, Ravens, and Terps fan until the end... mostly because I don’t know any better. #MBC
Lt. “Mad Dog” Vic @VicLt69
206 Followers 106 Following TX State ‘98 | SAE PCP ‘94 | Trust fund son | Muncher of box | Gridiron god | Straight and conservative | #LANK
Salvador “Patron”... @formerpcvp
141 Followers 198 Following Tech ‘13 | PCVP ‘09 | ΚΑΘ Formal ‘11 ‘12 | Entrepreneur | 2 time burner
LeFish @Cantguardfish
1K Followers 453 Following Director of Football Recruiting Operations @MBC 🐢 #2chickfilas
Buzz Five @five_crab2069
50 Followers 68 Following #FireTurgeon #MBC - College Park, The Crab 5 Capital of the World. DQ freshman / player / person of the year
Brett (handshake) Kar... @KarkusBrettBurn
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BidenRoethlisberger42... @johnsontugger2
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No Context Lacrosse @NoContextMLAX
14K Followers 1K Following No. 1 rated lax page on the internet • DM submissions *posts are satire and for entertainment purposes only*
Jalen "The Pitchfork"... @JalenRobiBurner
539 Followers 150 Following Ags | Bag getter, bed wetter | Certified SEC connoisseur | 2x New Orleans formal toilet clogger | 3x Platinum on Jerkmate Ranked | B1G, Big 12 and yankee hater
New Balance 993 @new_balance_993
3K Followers 626 Following yo shut the hell up ok? any q’s? thanks 👍
Bobby “pipe bomb”... @BobbyPipeBomb
1K Followers 315 Following Former College Laxer | GC and CC Logo enthusiast | Music & Grilling Snob | Nepotism Hire | Daily Collar wearer | MTA demon | Lover of anything “out east”
Red Baron Pizza @redbaronpizza
22K Followers 93 Following Your hottest friend who's also mega chill 👇 The freezer aisle awaits 👇
Iceman @BamaLover59
61 Followers 129 Following 6.8 Handicap | MAGA | Zac Stacy Superfan | Whiskey Lover | Down a lot of Money in Sports Betting | Complete Degenerate | Ex D3 Athlete | #RollTide
Eric McCutchens, MBA @McCutchWorld
528 Followers 274 Following Penn State ‘92| eating box semi pro | Father of a gay son and a thot daughter |Attended Kirby Smart driving school | Can get a mean tan | NY Giants Survivor
Cheesecake @cheesecake5653
95 Followers 182 Following Terps | Philly Sports | Conservative | Parlay God | Proud member of the #MBC
Kona Illadelph Bigwav... @nrfimadoff
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Gerald Shlerba @shlerbapotimus
140 Followers 183 Following Father of 5, Author, Advocator, and Animal lover! Summa Cum Laude ‘95. Terps Enthusiast #MBC
Bones, MBA, JD @Mr_Bones19
125 Followers 106 Following Terps | Bonfire Enthusiast | Depressed Mets Fan | D3 Athlete Fraternity Pipeline | #MBCTrends for United States
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