Tess Rosner @tessrosner

@Judgment @rocklareina @rocklareina I was going to @ you because this describes you more than anything, but then I saw you were the one who retweeted it 🤷🏼‍♀️

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9 years ago

I have to eat perfect for like 67 days and drink an ocean of water before my skin clears up.

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9 years ago

@ElayneHansen When I become an SLP, my therapy approach will involve chicken nuggets.

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Tess Rosner @tessrosner

9 years ago

@2butternut Life is 5x easier, and lazier 😋

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9 years ago

@2butternut That’s why you memorize It

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9 years ago

On the plus side, we haven’t seen any mosquitoes yet.

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9 years ago

@2butternut YES

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9 years ago

@blemirande I still can’t get over this

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Tess Rosner @tessrosner

9 years ago

One thing I’ve learned over the course of life is to check to see if there’s toilet paper in the stall before you commit to it. It’s been a game changer.

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9 years ago

@AlessandroDavii 😩

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9 years ago

@WestleyPaupore Holy throwback

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9 years ago

It’s March, why is Planet Fitness still busy, why are people still sticking to their New Years Resolutions

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Everyone always says, “Just be true to yourself.” Well, sometimes I suck. I’d rather pursue something greater than myself. This Jesus guy seems like he’s got his stuff together. I think I’ll pursue him instead.

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Tess Rosner @tessrosner

9 years ago

Normal civilians shouldn’t be allowed to own Ford Explorers, because it looks like a sheriff and I get nervous that I’m doing something illegal every time I see one.