hannah🍅 @texascrocs

just an extension of my private story the colony, texas Joined May 2021

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hannah🍅 @texascrocs

12 months ago

a member of one direction dying really was the only thing that could ever bring me back to twitter huh

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2 years ago

“i love this song and i hate the police” - an israeli while listening to area codes by ludacris and nate dogg

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2 years ago

a real sentence i can say that is 100% true is that the kid who shit in a urinal and threw a ping pong paddle into the wall and is related to jack antonoff asked me to shabbat.

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last night one of my campers was upset about friend drama and i said to go to sleep and they’ll feel better in the morning. this morning they said hannah i don’t feel better and my response was “i’m just a girl.” this is my new excuse for everything.

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2 years ago

“bro not all rappers have father figures” - 10 year old boy #campconvos

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Lindsey Plotkin @lindseyplot

2 years ago

spacex be tooting and farting

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hannah🍅 @texascrocs

2 years ago

*people doing cheers at meals* my camper: this is why people don’t like jews

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2 years ago

“syncing up on your period is like bluetooth…or like blue cooch” - my camper

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Lindsey Plotkin @lindseyplot

2 years ago

can someone please fill me in on if something big is going on at spacex the amount of rocket engines i’m hearing is getting kinda ridiculous

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hannah🍅 @texascrocs

2 years ago

me explaining how fines in sororities work: my camper: but hannah aren’t you broke?

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

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hannah🍅 @texascrocs

3 years ago

redownloaded twitter just so i could tell everyone that today @hotsexyawesome said she would move to texas for me which is like the biggest compliment she could give me

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новости reader @maamantha

3 years ago

THE LUKE BIAS BIBLE

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manny ! @mannyoramuppet

3 years ago

i shouldn't have to do work i should be allowed to just read my silly articles and Think about them. and get an A

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3 years ago

metaphysical big tatas

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3 years ago

Me getting ready to go to sleep after napping all day

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hannah🍅 @texascrocs

3 years ago

cristina is mexico @hotsexyawesome

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3 years ago

i really don’t understand this whole twitter going away thing gonna be honest i really thought it was a joke

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3 years ago

i just finished reading where the crawdads sing. very late to the party but i somehow managed to avoid spoilers. what an incredible book. seriously one of my favorites ever. genuinely made me cry and laugh out loud.