Heidi Parker @thatheidiparker

Michigander. Spartan. Vegan. Blockhead. Cat lady. Internet swearer. Hair chameleon. MSU JRN '04. Michigan Joined April 2009

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Heidi Parker @thatheidiparker

a year ago

I just watched this week's episode of The Masked Singer and I immediately said that Ship is Annie Lennox.

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Heidi Parker @thatheidiparker

a year ago

Girl, same. Bombastic side-eye to every 👨‍💼.

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If there's ever a Bachelor(ette) contestant from Lansing who makes it to hometowns, they must take the Bachelor(ette) to Horrocks. They can have a drink in the beer garden, a scoop at Iorio's, make a bouquet of flowers, see the big cheese, and dodge cars in the parking lot.

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Heidi Parker @thatheidiparker

a year ago

Not me having a whole conversation about 90s WB shows with the front desk girlies at the hotel.

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Heidi Parker @thatheidiparker

a year ago

Me, a 90s theatre kid: sobbing into my espresso martini watching Adam Pascal and Anthony Rapp sing No Day But Today and One Song Glory in an intimate concert for my 42nd birthday. My life is made.

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Heidi Parker @thatheidiparker

a year ago

I have been "go green"-ed twice since arriving at JFK; good looking out, Spartans.

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Heidi Parker @thatheidiparker

a year ago

There are two kinds of people: the one who immediately puts on a movie for a long flight and the one who watches the flight tracker for 7 hours in order to see the little plane move across the map. And they are married to each other.

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Heidi Parker @thatheidiparker

a year ago

People who wear all white ensembles to travel... why? Do you not sit on the airport floor or spill on yourself?

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Heidi Parker @thatheidiparker

a year ago

Well the hotel fire alarm going off at 5 am is certainly one way to wake up and find out what your fellow guests' pajamas look like.

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Heidi Parker @thatheidiparker

a year ago

I have been wearing an MSU shirt at JFK airport all day (long layover) and no one has said go green to me; unacceptable.

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Heidi Parker @thatheidiparker

a year ago

Now that I have experienced Delta Sky Club I can never go back to regular airport. 👸🏼

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Heidi Parker @thatheidiparker

a year ago

My dream side gig would be brainstorming names for people's Litter Robots.

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Heidi Parker @thatheidiparker

a year ago

I haven't seen anyone with a mohawk at this punk show yet. What happened, did they all have to get corporate jobs? Boring.

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Heidi Parker @thatheidiparker

a year ago

I have to say this. Moshing looks dorky.

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Heidi Parker @thatheidiparker

a year ago

Being a good partner is attending a concert of a genre of music that you don't like because your person does like it.

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Heidi Parker @thatheidiparker

a year ago

The people at the garden-themed bridal shower I attended over the weekend understood the assignment better than these celebs at the Met Gala wearing the most boring neutral-toned gowns and suits I've ever seen. HAVE NONE OF YOU SEEN A GARDEN.