Truman @the_truminator

Just woke up in the middle of the night after a dream that seemed to be just a long commercial for Popeyes chicken sandwiches. Dream analysts, what's going on??

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4 weeks ago

Probably gonna watch Superman again today

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a month ago

Squirrels don’t have enough fear in their eyes these days

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a month ago

In desperate need of a fall anthem

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a month ago

I think I’m secretly the biggest Pixar fan anyone has ever seen I’ll keep you guys posted

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a month ago

Forget death and taxes. The real certainties in life are that a magician will never reveal his tricks and that an elephant never forgets.

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a month ago

Just fulfilled my lifelong dream of being on a flight where people clapped at the landing #thelittlethings

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2 months ago

I think I have a near perfect impression of the high voice part from teenage dirtbag, hmu if you’d like to hear

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2 months ago

Don’t especially like baseball but honestly I think singing “take me out to the ballgame” with a big crowd could make me cry under the right circumstances

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2 months ago

Phone just tricked me into listening to Hozier’s Too Sweet for like 30 seconds. Imagine what could have happened if I hadn’t caught this!

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3 months ago

Every album description on Spotify or Apple Music reads to me like the hip to be square scene from American psycho is there a way to fix this

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3 months ago

Happy to announce I now operate by “say my name and I appear” rules. Have at it!

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3 months ago

Level seven susceptible over here, all you brands I’m right here catch me if you can

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3 months ago

Someday a movie trailer will include a perfectly timed remix of jukebox hero and when that happens I will immediately buy 50 tickets for that movie

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3 months ago

Shield bubbles should be ILLEGAL

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4 months ago

Just accidentally recorded a 10 min long voice memo of myself just sitting around and upon listening back I talk to myself waaaaaay more than I would care to be true.