huck @thebigshippy

I apologize to everyone who has contacted me to schedule a fight in the parking lot and has yet to hear back, I’m working them into my calendar slowly. google.ca not real . 18+ Joined October 2017

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5 years ago

Violet's toxic trait is how badly she wants to domesticate wild animals

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5 years ago

I'm just saying you could piss in your dishwasher before running it and your dishes would still come out clean

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5 years ago

my schedule: - thermodynamics - fracture mechanics - environmental development my brain: - you should've come to shiratorizawa - nice kill tanaka - oya? oya oya? oya oya oya?

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5 years ago

Define your relationship in one photo:

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5 years ago

A teenager just told me that if I put sugar in my gas tank it’ll prevent my gas from freezing so I’m about to go do that

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5 years ago

So when are you gonna stop calling me that

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5 years ago

lizzie borden is a hot piece of 19th century ass

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5 years ago

Do you think Prince Phillip will get a letter from the Queen when he turns 100 or just pipe?

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5 years ago

The only thing I know about astrology is that your moon sign = who you are at night

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5 years ago

if you finger my butthole and my urethra at the same time it takes a screenshot

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5 years ago

🥺wym your life doesn't revolve around me🥺

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5 years ago

The answer to both questions are still no

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5 years ago

As much as this pandemic has created hardship, it has also created more opportunity for me to pursue my favorite hobby: cremating stuff.

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Real talk I have a tendency to isolate when I go through dark periods and I just want to acknowledge that Vi has always been able to maintain the balance in our relationship when I basically go AWOL. It's a small thing, but I do find it pretty extraordinary.