Andrew Swift @thebigswifty
You had me at “meat tornado” Joined January 2019-
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Who is Jim and why is he making everyone look jacked?
New rule: ur allowed only 1 post each for your engagement and wedding
2010s kids are almost teenagers like bro I’m too young to feel this old
Thank God someone invented shovels. That idea was groundbreaking
What part of “I do not want to receive emails about offers, promotions, etc.” do you not understand?
Y’all artsy people will post a really good pic but caption it with something dumb like “w h i c h w a y i s u p ?”
Politics is like provolone cheese. I hate provolone cheese.
NEW QUARANTINE GAME: Down a shot every time you hear the phrase “in these uncertain times”
Church moms, the pastor is preaching. Not your Facebook live comments
People who say they will be jacked when quarantine is over are like New Years gym members
What if...I gave you... COVID-19... and we got quarantined together... haha just kidding... unless...?
I forgot that the day after Valentine’s Day is the worst time to hop on Instagram. I regret everything
Lust wants to take; love wants to give. If only more people knew that
New Year, new people in the gym who will be gone in a month
I’m thankful for a day with loved ones where we take time to appreciate what we have then trample old ladies for a TV 70% off the very next day
“Anybody who says money can’t buy happiness has never been to Bass Pro Shops.” -Tyler N.
*driving while playing Highway to Hell* Reuben: “Hey this song is actually fitting.” Andrew: “What? We’re not going to a contemporary art museum.”
And just like that, every Christian likes hip hop #JesusIsKing
In the future, I’ll never be able to get excited like my parents when a song from my generation comes on. All I’ll get are my kids asking if we’re related to whoever’s singing “Shake It Off”
molly @mollybiorkman
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Jacob Drum (KEAX) @NWSSpotter
278 Followers 5K Following Facilites Lead Trainer at Lenexa Baptist Church. 🌪️Count-1 Huge Sporting KC Fan!
Inverse Cedarville Un... @cedarvile
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NASA Artemis @NASAArtemis
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ClayDoh @RealClayDoh
122 Followers 53 Following Small ‘lil YouTube guy who makes daily Stardew Valley videos #DallasCowboys #BeHereForIt #STLBlues
ESA_ExoMars @ESA_ExoMars
57K Followers 55 Following Investigating whether life has ever existed on Mars. @ESA_TGO in orbit since 2016, Rosalind Franklin rover launch TBC
$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy
699K Followers 10K Following chase a bag, chase yo dreams, chase no hoe • turn on notis!
Nolan Peterson @nolanwpeterson
470K Followers 5K Following Writer, 11+ yrs reporting in Ukraine, ex-USAF spec ops pilot. Senior fellow @AtlanticCouncil, irregular warfare researcher. Often in the mountains.
Thirty Seconds Out @coffeeordie1754
39K Followers 102 Following News and culture for the military, veterans, and first responders. Formerly Coffee or Die. Powered by @blackriflecoffee.
ARCHIVED - NASA's Per... @NASAPersevere
3.0M Followers 39 Following This account has been archived. Follow @NASAMars to get the latest updates on the Perseverance rover’s mission.
Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs
2.7M Followers 503 Following Home of the Super Bowl IV, LIV, LVII, and LVIII Champion Kansas City Chiefs 🏆
Austin Bates @AustinB55695443
5 Followers 81 Following I live to dream, to meme, and to worship the one true king!
molly @mollybiorkman
322 Followers 247 Following
John Martin @helmhammerhand4
15 Followers 24 Following
jackson shade @shade_jackson
7 Followers 19 Following
Kevin Martin @kevinmartin6706
2 Followers 17 Following I like my coffee how I like myself, Strong, sweet, & to hot for you.
Star Wars @starwars
6.4M Followers 346 Following The official home of Star Wars. Star Wars returns to theaters May 2026 with The Mandalorian and Grogu.
ARCHIVED - Curiosity ... @MarsCuriosity
4.1M Followers 53 Following This account has been archived. Follow @NASAMars to get the latest updates on the Curiosity rover’s mission.
NASA InSight @NASAInSight
727K Followers 36 Following Retired NASA robot, at rest on the plains of Mars after a mission to study the planet’s evolution. Mars updates: @NASAMars (Verification: https://t.co/uFIqa0lg2B)
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
109.5M Followers 53 Following 45th & 47th President of the United States of America🇺🇸Trends for United States
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