MaybeAndrewGarfield @thedeanofcaleb

idek how to use Twitter Joined June 2020

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ZeeBee @Zee187612621

2 years ago

After 5 episodes this is what we end with. Nah fam. Yo @HBO show us the scrapped show that leaned into the female perspective cuz ya'll went from succession to the worst show of all time. I have a feelin it would been better than whatever this was. #theidol #theidolHBO

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kira* @kiracantmizz

3 years ago

if he wakes up its wraps 😭😭

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MaybeAndrewGarfield @thedeanofcaleb

3 years ago

one of my biggest fears is going to Japan and getting shot in the legs for the sake of Japanese reality tv

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zach @psychicpebble

3 years ago

@PencilMoose it’s incredible this is an exact image of what’s happening inside your body right now on a microscopic level…. i fucking love science?

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MaybeAndrewGarfield @thedeanofcaleb

3 years ago

crossing the street early and the crossing light turning on half way is one of the most embarrassing experiences

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3 years ago

Idk who made the stickers for things at goodwill but I hope u get lou gehrigs disease

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Crazy Frog @TrueCrazyFrog

3 years ago

penis

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MaybeAndrewGarfield @thedeanofcaleb

3 years ago

im fr gonna give someone pink eye the way I be cropdusting kids at work

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MaybeAndrewGarfield @thedeanofcaleb

3 years ago

Idk who needs to hear it but watching Switched at Birth once 5 years ago does not make u asl certified

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3 years ago

sometimes when I go to a public bathroom and the only stall is taken, I'll look at the shoes and leave then look for the mf so I know who to be mad at

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3 years ago

traffic is so awkward. like we're all just sittin around looking at each other

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Norm of the North @NormOfNorth

3 years ago

norm has been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes

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MaybeAndrewGarfield @thedeanofcaleb

4 years ago

Unless yr clothes prohibit it, u should NEVER use yr zipper to pee

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MaybeAndrewGarfield @thedeanofcaleb

4 years ago

Theodore is the most useless main character in a movie ever. What does he bring to the table besides annoyance and burden. Simons the smart one, Alvin's the awesomest, Theodore's just there. Eating Dave out of house and home. Fuck that kid