c ✨ @thedumbestmfb

I don’t have a field to yell in so here I am Oklahoma City, OK Joined July 2017

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c ✨ @thedumbestmfb

a week ago

Does someone want to send me like $100 for books because my list of books I want to buy is getting too long for a SAHM

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c ✨ @thedumbestmfb

3 months ago

Can someone adopt me onto their Apple TV account PLEASE 😭 my sister got rid of hers and I need my comfort show and cannot miss the next season of Silo

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In Cars (2006), Lightning McQueen’s agent Harv says “you gotta break bread with your mishpocheh here”, implying he is and there are Jewish cars. I do not know the ramifications of this. Are there Christian cars? Did Jewish cars kill car Jesus? Did they crucify him on a tow truck?

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c ✨ @thedumbestmfb

a year ago

Sometimes I miss being the body shop bitch

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c ✨ @thedumbestmfb

a year ago

I’m about to ask this other mom at the park what antidepressants she takes because she’s like a real life Ms Rachel just doing the absolute most

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c ✨ @thedumbestmfb

a year ago

I should’ve done this years ago

c ✨ @thedumbestmfb

2 years ago

I should’ve done this years ago https://t.co/h6Syp8zcwm

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c ✨ @thedumbestmfb

a year ago

I don’t think I have a shred of sanity left in my entire body

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c ✨ @thedumbestmfb

2 years ago

I wanna give 16 year old me a hug so bad

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c ✨ @thedumbestmfb

2 years ago

I settled for pinning her on the ground and poking her chest like she did me when I was little

c ✨ @thedumbestmfb

2 years ago

I settled for pinning her on the ground and poking her chest like she did me when I was little

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c ✨ @thedumbestmfb

2 years ago

I’ve never experienced more second hand embarrassment than when I watched Trevor on the Love is Blind reunion try to form words to explain himself. The grown man could not speak 💀

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c ✨ @thedumbestmfb

2 years ago

I NEED A FUCKING BREAK. A VACATION. A COMA. PRISON. GRIPPY SOCK VACAY. KIDNAPPING. I DONT CARE.

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c ✨ @thedumbestmfb

2 years ago

If my kid doesn’t lay down and take a fucking nap so I can nap I might actually explode

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kate 🇵🇸 @katebeingsilly

2 years ago

Really enjoying this Kate Middleton stuff because this is the kind of investigation work I do in private whenever I think any couple I even vaguely know might have broken up