Dan Pilon @theforkguy
Joined June 2010-
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Subatomic sunscreen: How light particles can repair UV-damaged DNA http://bit.ly/aKxSeZ
Paraphrasing SciAm: some neutrino emissions from space come in "flavor" ratios that are not created by any natural phenomena. Hmmm...
Dan Pilon retweeted
Chris Nolan's genius plan to make a billion dollars w/ Inception: Implant the idea that a movie you saw is worth $12/seeing twice.
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People who scream they're drunk are usually sober & people who calmly declare their sobriety are probably 3x the legal limit.
I can't find words to describe this, so the World Book S-Sn will choose for me: Saint Bernard, Seattle, Frank Sinatra.
If a 410 lb. gorilla is running towards the graveyard at 22 mph, and a cat is 27 m. behind it on a 68mph motorcycle, how much acid did I do?
Why does everything link to a .bit.ly address here?
Ask not for whom the blogger tweets; it tweets for thee.
Sometimes, following your gut can lead to great things. Most of the time, you just end up trying to stick your head in your belly button.
Him:"But who would decide which species get saved?" Me:"Do you really have to ask?"
@HippoArmy I am highly ambitious and I don't have a fully formed system of morality. Does that help?
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I wonder if we dumped a bunch of Sham Wow's in the Gulf would it be enuf to soak up the oil spill? Too soon, huh? My bad.
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