G @themasterG

I'm straight up not having a good time. Massachusetts, USA Joined March 2009

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G @themasterG

4 weeks ago

Jokingly called an old guy I work with 4 eyes and he became irrationally angry and claimed he doesn't even need his glasses.

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4 weeks ago

Hammock camping is supreme

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2 months ago

Before my grandma lost her mind from alzheimers she accused me of being gay. I'm not gay but, admittedly, she did make some good points that supported her claim.

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7 months ago

@Alee93ale B. No Hitler actually did good stuff for his country and had ethics

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7 months ago

No one gets slizzard or feels like a G6 anymore and it's obvious.

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8 months ago

@AB84 Women only care about killing their own kids and giving repeat violent criminals 5th chances

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8 months ago

@Matt_Pinner 0% Bought and paid for by Israel.

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8 months ago

@itsCorasmith Arrogant

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8 months ago

@digijordan Why? You could just as easily argue it's one of the best aspects.

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8 months ago

Call me a canine hater but I strongly dislike when people bring their dog into restaurants or grocery stores. I don't mean service dogs I mean crappy little white dogs with crusty eyes.

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8 months ago

If you wear a mask in your car while driving alone in 2026 then you should just hang it up and call it a day.

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Saw a blind guy at Shaws. Decided to test him and threw multiple Suck It gestures at him. He did not react. But he did take his time selecting a cake so that's suspicious. Jury is still out on if he was faking.

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8 months ago

@Matt_Pinner Its weird that they're always wildly obese

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8 months ago

Told my dad his truck didn't ride smooth and that it had weak shocks. He took it very personally like he worked on the assembly line himself

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8 months ago

How good of a speech do you think you could give if you wore Lincoln's top hat? Probably grants at least +3 charisma and an ongoing effect that makes your voice boom

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8 months ago

Serve a full deployment and fight in WW2 but you have use the Klobb from Goldeneye or be in an iron lung for one year?

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8 months ago

I don't think handicap parking spots should exist. I've never once seen a handicapped person pull up and park in one. And if they want to be treated equal then park a mile away like the rest of us.

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8 months ago

@GEICO yall suck. Just switched to @progressive and saved $40 a month with a better policy. Hiking a 7 year long customers rate by 30% isn't good business