Dustin @therealOCagent
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Twitter’s starting to feel like a mall that’s down to a Macy’s and a Burlington Coat Factory.
Great. Now comedians will have to write their own jokes instead of having them written by the White House
How tf am I supposed to retire when a cup of coffee costs $15,000
“No way to prevent this,” says only nation where it regularly happens. “No way to prevent this,” says only nation where it regularly happens. “No way to prevent this,” says only nation where it regularly happens.
Extremely disappointed I was not selected for a pat down by @TSA today.
Nothing validates my sense of fashion quite like taking half my wardrobe to @PlatosCloset and having them say they don't want any of it.
2017 is wanting to talk to your friends on Snapchat but they prefer to talk on instagram and their instagram friends prefer to talk on Facebook and their Facebook friends prefer to be on twitter and nobody talks to each other.
Is it too early to be playing "All I want for Christmas is You" at my open house tomorrow?
Why are they called safety pins when they have needles and leave you with multiple stab wounds?
The listing agent not even trying to cover up the dead rat at this house is exactly the sort of confidence I want in my life.
Me rejecting an offer vs my offer getting rejected
The great thing about owning a new #Prius is that it looks the same after you've crashed it as it did before.
Is it just me or is "Thank you for understanding." usually written after something that nobody will ever understand?
Richard Spencer is just mad he didn't turn color like everyone else in Pleasantville.
I'd ask @RealDonad_Trump to do something about these SoCal fires but I wouldn't want to throw our budget out of whack.
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@Cobratate It’s true your cause is as important and righteous as MLK and Nelson Mandela i honestly can’t see any difference really
People were just gunned down at a dance club and their workplace -- and THIS is your response. I look forward to the day your trash organization is obsolete.
California Gov. @GavinNewsom labeled the Second Amendment a “suicide pact” while flanked by at least four armed guards. That is the definition of hypocrisy. foxnews.com/politics/newso…
hey anti-vaxxers, just sit this one out, ok?
@OfficeOfMike Biden uploaded his tax returns to his campaign’s website. They’re still up there too! Go here: joebiden.com/financial-disc…
this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
@DWUhlfelderLaw @elonmusk How many cars can he drive from prison?
Thank you @elonmusk for reinstating your friend Andrew Tate
Things to look forward to in 2023: Every kid under 5 in CA can get a FREE book in the mail -- every month! -- thanks to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library expansion.
Moment Andrew Tate receives pizza boxes with name and phone # on them which leads to his location for arrest & which he kept in front of him in video for entire minute. Thank you @GretaThunberg
Just thinking about that show “To Catch A Predator” and how they exposed husbands, fathers, faith leaders, & community leaders. But NEVER a Drag Queen… 🤔
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@fastfeetfred1 @TimRunsHisMouth Remember when the CDC did the thing Tim says they didn’t do?
@DevonGleason @EdGlavin @GovAbbott Why should Texas be receiving $110B in federal funding if they cannot provide solutions to their own problems with the additional revenue? There are 90,000+ vacant properties in Texas alone, let alone hotels and other rentals available. This criticism is nonsense. Grow up.
@GovAbbott How is this not human trafficking? Isn't this a federal crime?
holy fucking shit, what Greg Abbott did on Christmas Eve should be a fucking crime
@Cobratate The matrix is a trans allegory you absolute goober…
@Cobratate Have you heard of this little trans indie director called Lana Wachowski?
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