The Shy Sloth @theshysloth

Joined August 2015

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The Shy Sloth @theshysloth

10 years ago

It may take me 48-52 hours for sloths to have intercourse, but I'll be sliding in yo DMs faster than basic girls eat Chipotle

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The Shy Sloth @theshysloth

10 years ago

Cleaning your ears is the most satisfying feeling ever

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The Shy Sloth @theshysloth

10 years ago

This weather makes me want hot coco so bad. Even sloths love some hot coco in their life 😍

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The Shy Sloth @theshysloth

10 years ago

That awkward moment when I'm hungry literally all the time

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Madeleine Kusich @madpadd

10 years ago

@theshysloth This is probably the most important follow I have ever received

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The Shy Sloth @theshysloth

10 years ago

I dream of a world where farting audibly in public places is socially acceptable

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The Shy Sloth @theshysloth

10 years ago

Sometimes I just wanna grab my fat rolls and watch a good movie ya know?

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The Shy Sloth @theshysloth

10 years ago

I wish I could just take a redneck around just to make me laugh all the time

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The Shy Sloth @theshysloth

10 years ago

If I had a penny for every calorie I've ate in my after class snacks, I could pay for my entire school tuition

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The Shy Sloth @theshysloth

10 years ago

Girls complain about their poop lives while I'm living the dream pooping every 10 days or so. #SlothProbs

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Ferret Pet Supply @ferretpetsupply

10 years ago

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his knife.

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The Shy Sloth @theshysloth

10 years ago

Aww I'm blushing!! 😍 I'm too shy and awk for this 🙈💜

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The Shy Sloth @theshysloth

10 years ago

“@TeesMeta: #tshirt #tee Sloth Playing the Ukulele T-Shirt / Hipster Kids American Apparel Grass Green Tee ” I NEED IT

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The Shy Sloth @theshysloth

10 years ago

Why can't afternoon naps be a social norm for all participants of life??

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