Not Blake Shelton @thesoberblake
I am not Blake Shelton. I am thesoberblake. Joined July 2010-
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@blakes_balls Been a while since I saw yall around. Took a big set of balls to drink like I did. Now that I quit, lots of stuff I miss.
One thing I know for sure, being sober sucks. Nothing fun at all about it. I even miss hangovers.
OK, woke up a couple hours ago. Officially off the Niquil & almost 2 hours sober. Off to the liquor store just in case that cough comes back
@SoberBlakeShltn Hey, you're missing something. Where's your O. Who's Blake Sheltn?
@blakes_balls How many fake Blake Sheltons are there anyway? This sucks. Need somebody not so big. Maybe I'll start a fake Bucky Covington.
Sober going on 12 hours. Relapsed. Was getting sick so I got Niquil. 2 days and 14 bottles later, here I am. 1 bottle left. Um, throat sore
@blakeshelton Back at ya Blake. All of the above, except 4 the Beer drinking of course. I replaced that with porn watching so it's all good
@notchuckwicks Blake likes to drink, and that is the problem. Now, I'm thesoberblake and things are better. Blame it on the alcohol.
@notchuckwicks No sir, I disagree. Blake Shelton is not dumb. Any action or words he may have said to make him look that way was alcohol.
Well, my fiance & i are headin out now 2 eat breakfast somewhere. Ran asked me where I wanted to go. What? I can't make any decisions sober.
@thekristahill You talked to Willow Palin? Cool. Im scared. Been sober 4 almost 24 hours. Knowin Obama is Pres is easier 2 deal with drunk.
@notcunderwood Does it have to be Taylor? I'm sure Miley Cyrus will be releasing a new 1 soon. But, I quit drinking so I can't listen to it.
@TheKatieCook Looking forward to CMT Insider this weekend. It's going to be my 1st time watching it sober. Maybe I can remember some of it.
@JennaTanner Will Twilight condoms have Kristen Stewart's pic on them? She's hot. This is the kind of shit I think about when I don't drink.
I just discovered that there is no reason at all to be awake at this hour if you're sober. Man, this is really hard... That's what she said!
@Miranda_Lambert With that said, good night Ran, and hello sweet pain relief from Tylenol. Sorry Brad Paisley but no alcohol for me.
@Miranda_Lambert Only 20 hours into my living sober life. Time for bed. Always wan to to end the day with words to my lady, & some Tylenol.
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